My fucking ladyfriend, man!

Leninrocks244 · January 28, 2012, 02:30:20 PM

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Look on the bright side; from this post it sounds like you are a rare breed of guy that managed to break out of the friend zone. There aren't many guys in the world that can say that.
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Thanks, Dude. It needed to be broken off or I'd feel just as miserable as being with her.

Judd Dude · February 16, 2012, 01:43:08 AM

She sounds real fickle man, no offense. To simply toss something away because she wants to "live" or whatever.... she prolly just wants a change of coitous! Fuck it man you're better off. Why waste time on someone who won't waste time on you? That being said take your time with a new lady friend- there's some real whackos out there. A tip- run don't walk if she mentions the "L word" in a week or less.

Leninrocks244 · February 16, 2012, 05:45:04 PM

Exactly. Fucking glad I'm not wasting any more time on her anymore. Haven't talked to her in about a month. Good fucking riddance. I'm glad to be single right now since my most recent ladyfriend was a psycho.

okfinewhateva · May 26, 2012, 01:43:25 PM

Chicks are expendable , I ditched one yesterday after she got caught with her fingers in the cookie jar. There is always another that comes along.If you stay a little distant , they can't get your inner Dude.

cookiemeat · May 26, 2012, 06:32:07 PM

Quote from: okfinewhateva on May 26, 2012, 01:43:25 PM
Chicks are expendable , I ditched one yesterday after she got caught with her fingers in the cookie jar. There is always another that comes along.If you stay a little distant , they can't get your inner Dude.

O no! are the cookies OK? what kind where they, not chocolate chip i hope O the hugemanatee

okfinewhateva · May 26, 2012, 07:13:09 PM

Interestingly she texted and called me today , I think she knows she fucked up but it is so unDude what she did ,I don't think I can forgive or forget , I saved myself from a mental stranger-fucking-in-the-ass. She was very hot but pretty packages don't have pretty contents sometimes . And yeah the cookies were pilfered , chocolate with butterscotch chips and macadamian nuts, they were . Far out for the munchies , dude.I had to Dude and say "Fuck it , man".

okfinewhateva · May 27, 2012, 12:30:39 PM

I am feeling so dude today , she called and texted again plus some other ladies got word I am available now. The DudeZen is in full force!

okfinewhateva · May 28, 2012, 04:25:57 PM

Alright , I caved .... I think you probably would have , too....

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