I'm so fucking lazy...............

[DigitalBuddha]

So we all know that the dude was a fucking master at slacking and being lazy...and is admired by millions for the same. Slacking is an art. What have you learned from the dude about how to slack off?

Me............

I'm so fucking lazy and a slacker I only stop by my mail box behind my pad on Thursdays only (and if Thursday is a fucking holiday, I ignore it then too). Fuck the rest of the week. Let it pile up.

[Andrea D.]

Far out!

[Turtle]

I'm a big fan of the saying, "No news is good news." 

[DigitalBuddha]

Yeah, fuck it, can't be bothered.

[GreatWhiteDude]

The best slacking technique is to trick someone else to do something for you, as if it was meant for them to do it.

Example:     When someone tell you to do something,

"Dad says your supposed to do the dishes."

"Hey Jim, i have a job for you!"

[Turtle]

Hey GreatWhiteDude...

I have a job for you.

[DigitalBuddha]

The best slacking technique is to trick someone else to do something for you, as if it was meant for them to do it.

Example:     When someone tell you to do something,

"Dad says your supposed to do the dishes."

"Hey Jim, i have a job for you!"

Very dude like, the dude did that when he walked off with the big L's rug, he had a flunky (just below Brandt) carry it out for him.

[TheGermanNihilist]

Not everyone can be soooooo laid back though. Some people gotta make the world go round...and some maintain being very dude like in that manner.

[brandt]

Not everyone can be soooooo laid back though. Some people gotta make the world go round...and some maintain being very dude like in that manner.

You mean like Arthur Digby Sellers....wrote the bulk of the series...that dude was literally laid back.

Am I wrong? Okay then!

[Lone dude]

thats pretty lazy, puts you high in the runnin for laziest in the world

[brandt]

thats pretty lazy, puts you high in the runnin for laziest in the world

That's just like your opinion, man

[digbys kid]

Not everyone can be soooooo laid back though. Some people gotta make the world go round...and some maintain being very dude like in that manner.

You mean like Arthur Digby Sellers....wrote the bulk of the series...that dude was literally laid back.

Am I wrong? Okay then!

I just want to say, on a personal level, we're both just really huge fans!

[HnauHnakrapunt]

The best slacking technique is to trick someone else to do something for you

Disabled people are in a way masters of this technique - saying this as one of them. Their family hears from them instantly: 'Could you... I cannot do this myself', just in case. Yes, technically I could do this. But you do it better/faster.
The trouble is you may never learn how to do something properly so find the right amount here.

The funny thing is that this very same disabled person usually does not feel like asking total strangers for support. Here it is like asking a free-roaming tiger to bring you an oat soda.

I think the simplest way to be safely lazy is to have only necessary things around. Every new thing you buy means cleaning and fixing. No hand-made lace for my clothes for instance. Lace means careful washing and drying.