Could you slide your shorts down Mistah Lubbuski please?

DigitalBuddha · June 20, 2009, 04:05:40 PM

I have always thought of Hindus as honorary camel fuckers. Am I wrong?

forumdude · June 20, 2009, 05:08:25 PM

You're not wrong, DB, you're just an asshole.

But I will allow, there are some nice camels out there.

I'm lying. I took a trip across the Indian desert on a camel back in 1992. Surely "camel fucker" is just about the biggest insult there is. those animals are seriously nasty.

part of their mating ritual is to turn their stomachs inside out and let it dangle outside of their mouths for a few seconds before slurping it back up. And they never stop farting these huge, nuclear farts. If you tried to fuck one and it farted you'd be dead instantly.

here's an article i wrote about camel treks in India:
http://www.infinsolutions.com/andbeyond/sec_travel/travel_result.php?recordID=5&id=05

digbys kid · June 20, 2009, 05:21:34 PM

Forumdude, if you can't fuck a camel in the ass, then how do you get laid on Shabbos?

DigitalBuddha · June 20, 2009, 05:38:26 PM

Quote from: forumdude on June 20, 2009, 05:08:25 PM
You're not wrong, DB, you're just an asshole.

But I will allow, there are some nice camels out there.

I'm lying. I took a trip across the Indian desert on a camel back in 1992. Surely "camel fucker" is just about the biggest insult there is. those animals are seriously nasty.

part of their mating ritual is to turn their stomachs inside out and let it dangle outside of their mouths for a few seconds before slurping it back up. And they never stop farting these huge, nuclear farts. If you tried to fuck one and it farted you'd be dead instantly.

here's an article i wrote about camel treks in India:
http://www.infinsolutions.com/andbeyond/sec_travel/travel_result.php?recordID=5&id=05

Okay then

..............and forum dude, far out article, mang.

forumdude · June 20, 2009, 09:24:27 PM

Quote from: digbys kid on June 20, 2009, 05:21:34 PM
Forumdude, if you can't fuck a camel in the ass, then how do you get laid on Shabbos?

Shobbos, Digby's Kid, is the Dudeish day of rest. I don't drive a car, I don't answer the phone and I sure as shit don't get laid!

forumdude · June 20, 2009, 09:28:01 PM

Quote from: digitalbuddha on June 20, 2009, 05:38:26 PM
Quote from: forumdude on June 20, 2009, 05:08:25 PM
You're not wrong, DB, you're just an asshole.

But I will allow, there are some nice camels out there.

I'm lying. I took a trip across the Indian desert on a camel back in 1992. Surely "camel fucker" is just about the biggest insult there is. those animals are seriously nasty.

part of their mating ritual is to turn their stomachs inside out and let it dangle outside of their mouths for a few seconds before slurping it back up. And they never stop farting these huge, nuclear farts. If you tried to fuck one and it farted you'd be dead instantly.

here's an article i wrote about camel treks in India:
http://www.infinsolutions.com/andbeyond/sec_travel/travel_result.php?recordID=5&id=05

Okay then

..............and forum dude, far out article, mang.

I dig your style too, man. Got that whole digitalbuddha thing goin' on.

brandt · June 21, 2009, 11:29:00 PM

Quote from: forumdude on June 20, 2009, 05:08:25 PM
You're not wrong, DB, you're just an asshole.

But I will allow, there are some nice camels out there.

I'm lying. I took a trip across the Indian desert on a camel back in 1992. Surely "camel fucker" is just about the biggest insult there is. those animals are seriously nasty.

part of their mating ritual is to turn their stomachs inside out and let it dangle outside of their mouths for a few seconds before slurping it back up. And they never stop farting these huge, nuclear farts. If you tried to fuck one and it farted you'd be dead instantly.

here's an article i wrote about camel treks in India:
http://www.infinsolutions.com/andbeyond/sec_travel/travel_result.php?recordID=5&id=05

Three thousand years of beautiful camel rides.
Completely unspoiled...but let's not forget the dung beetles, bummer, man, bummer, almost as bad as the cockroaches and every other fuckin winged, sliverin', crawlin' element in 'Nam'....also a beautiful country.

DigitalBuddha · June 25, 2009, 02:53:53 AM

Quote from: brandt on June 21, 2009, 11:29:00 PM
Quote from: forumdude on June 20, 2009, 05:08:25 PM
You're not wrong, DB, you're just an asshole.

But I will allow, there are some nice camels out there.

I'm lying. I took a trip across the Indian desert on a camel back in 1992. Surely "camel fucker" is just about the biggest insult there is. those animals are seriously nasty.

part of their mating ritual is to turn their stomachs inside out and let it dangle outside of their mouths for a few seconds before slurping it back up. And they never stop farting these huge, nuclear farts. If you tried to fuck one and it farted you'd be dead instantly.

here's an article i wrote about camel treks in India:
http://www.infinsolutions.com/andbeyond/sec_travel/travel_result.php?recordID=5&id=05

Three thousand years of beautiful camel rides.
Completely unspoiled...but let's not forget the dung beetles, bummer, man, bummer, almost as bad as the cockroaches and every other fuckin winged, sliverin', crawlin' element in 'Nam'....also a beautiful country.

YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT YOU'RE LIVING IN THE PAST!