The Dude Was Right!!

[DigitalBuddha]

It seems that the dude had it right after all...

The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600
rebate.  If we spend it at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China. If
we spend it on gasoline, the money will go to the Arabs.  If we
purchase a computer it will go to India. If we purchase fruit and
vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala. If we
purchase a good car, it will go to Japan. If we purchase useless crap
it will go to Taiwan... and none of it will help the American economy.

The only way to keep the money here at home is to spend it on
prostitutes (Logjammin' and coitus), weed, beer, and
tattoos since these are the only products still produced in the USA .

Thank you for your help and please support the U.S.

[Turtle]

Ahhh....thats fucking interesting man.

I didnt get no $600 check yet tho man.

I have no problem spending it on coitus or bowling, if thats what you prefer, but wheres the fucking money lebowski?

[SmokeytheBuddha]

Hmmm. Well, I still jerk off manually.

[Andrea D.]

Hmmm. Well, I still jerk off manually.

Hahahahaha

[DigitalBuddha]

Hmmm. Well, I still jerk off manually.

Of course you do, dude.