What ceremonies have you performed as a Dudeist priest?

Started by SmokeytheBuddha, June 08, 2008, 08:10:35 PM

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DigitalBuddha

Quote from: Garheart on July 03, 2008, 06:07:33 PM
I'm one step away from performing a circumcision.

So close I can almost taste it.

Yummy.

Report back to us when you're done.

Dude1967

Quote from: digitalbuddha on August 06, 2008, 11:04:41 PM
Quote from: Garheart on July 03, 2008, 06:07:33 PM
I'm one step away from performing a circumcision.

So close I can almost taste it.

Yummy.

Report back to us when you're done.
the return of Waldo??
Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

Andrea D.

Dime Sandra.¡¡Que ridiculo!!

Dude1967

Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

TheGermanNihilist

Uhh....not too much...

I began performing a 'miracle' like ze Jesus Christ man on mein floaty, but I passed out.

It was a rough day..

TheGermanNihilist

I have ALMOST had nozzing to drink the whole month... with the exception of my friends wedding..then I was dancing with his mom.

Well, when my 'internship' is up I will consume the sacrificial beverage of our kind and give thanks to....well man....myself I guess.


I believe in nozzing!

SmokeytheBuddha

The whole concept abates.

digbys kid

I woke up from off the couch, stood up, and looked around the room for about ten minutes until i realized i forgot was i was looking for.

Does this count as a Dudeist ceremony?  Or is it merely an observance?
Is there a Ralph's around here?

Dude1967

Quote from: digbys kid on November 22, 2008, 04:28:26 PM
I woke up from off the couch, stood up, and looked around the room for about ten minutes until i realized i forgot was i was looking for.

Does this count as a Dudeist ceremony?  Or is it merely an observance?
I don't believe that would count as a ceremony.  But that's just, like, my opinion, man
Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

DigitalBuddha

Quote from: Dude1967 on August 11, 2008, 11:38:15 AM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on August 06, 2008, 11:04:41 PM
Quote from: Garheart on July 03, 2008, 06:07:33 PM
I'm one step away from performing a circumcision.

So close I can almost taste it.

Yummy.

Report back to us when you're done.
the return of Waldo??

Waldo.......yeah, he's a pervert... And that creep CAN'T roll, man!

DigitalBuddha

Quote from: Andrea Dudette on August 22, 2008, 12:09:16 PM
Waldo??? :-\

The man is a sex offender.  With a record.  Spent six months in Chino for exposing himself to the Dudeism forum.

adunnig09

Im agnostic with buddhist metaphysical leanings because I think that almost ANYTHING is possible when it comes to spirituality/the universe/etc.

Also, Im not sure if theres a higher power or energy or whatever he/she/it/they are like or even around at all but I dont believe in the idea of a Christian "God" i.e. one thats mean, doles out punishment in hell, and is judgemental or the idea/concept of "sin".