Need a dudeist priest to perform a wedding THIS FRIDAY

[danaclark60]

I've been taken it easy, and now need a dudeist priest PRONTO!  like this Friday - 11.11.11 @ 11:11am (yes, that's AM, which I realize is not a very dude-like hour, but...)

seriously, can someone in the Western Washington area perform a 5 minute ceremony for us?  we'll travel to where you are or meet you at a bowling alley, and we'll bring the white russians.  We've got a dudeist script so you don't need to prepare. 

we've checked with the state - Dudeist priests are cool.  and so are we.  just want to do this on the 11th.   

thanks dudes~

[cckeiser]

Very cool dude!
I wish you luck in finding a dudeist priest in your area!
Abide dude abide and please post back how it worked out for you all!

[Caesar dude]

*** Bump

Surely we can find a dudeist priest here in time.... ??

[DigitalBuddha]

I've been taken it easy, and now need a dudeist priest PRONTO!  like this Friday - 11.11.11 @ 11:11am (yes, that's AM, which I realize is not a very dude-like hour, but...)

seriously, can someone in the Western Washington area perform a 5 minute ceremony for us?  we'll travel to where you are or meet you at a bowling alley, and we'll bring the white russians.  We've got a dudeist script so you don't need to prepare. 

we've checked with the state - Dudeist priests are cool.  and so are we.  just want to do this on the 11th.   

thanks dudes~

Dude, wishing you good fortune with your special lady friend, hope you find what you need, and welcome to our beach community.

May zesty coitus be in your near future while enjoying your dudeamoon.

[cckeiser]

Yo, get one of your friends ordained and have him/her do the honors!
Getting ordained is fast and free!

Dude...problem solved!

[danaclark60]

too funny guys.... you thought I was a male dude.  ha ha  Nope, but I am very thorough - I'm planning to wear my Maude green robe & black boots. 
(no I'm not a typical bridezilla, which would be very un-dude like)

so thanks for the ideas.  I'm pretty surprised I can't find a local dudeist priest.  We might have to resort to a f'ing fascist judge, and save the ceremonial jay & caucasians for the drive to the bowling alley.....

will keep you updated.     

[cckeiser]

too funny guys.... you thought I was a male dude.  ha ha  Nope, but I am very thorough - I'm planning to wear my Maude green robe & black boots. 
(no I'm not a typical bridezilla, which would be very un-dude like)

so thanks for the ideas.  I'm pretty surprised I can't find a local dudeist priest.  We might have to resort to a f'ing fascist judge, and save the ceremonial jay & caucasians for the drive to the bowling alley.....

will keep you updated.     

No dude...we didn't think you were a guy or a gal...just a dude.

[Ruckus]

I'd be delighted to help, but I'm in Northern California.  Dunno if that's any use to you.  The honor is to serve.

[meekon5]

too funny guys.... you thought I was a male dude....

The accepted nomenclature here is Dude for either sex, like doctor, or actor.

I think sometimes that confuses people outside because they assume we're being very misogynistic, when in fact the opposite is true.

[danaclark60]

yes, meekon5, I understand.  I was responding to digital buddha ("... wishing you good fortune with your special lady friend...").  I thought that was funny.

and thank you Ruckus, for your generous offer.  We'd love to live in N.CA in the near future, so we'll look you up.

Thank you everyone for your dudely support.  we're gonna go ahead & get the damned paper signed tomorrow by the fascist, just so it will say 11.11.11 @ 11:11, and then plan a dudefest to celebrate properly.  You'll all be invited!  until then.... take it easy man! 

[DigitalBuddha]

yes, meekon5, I understand.  I was responding to digital buddha ("... wishing you good fortune with your special lady friend...").  I thought that was funny.

and thank you Ruckus, for your generous offer.  We'd love to live in N.CA in the near future, so we'll look you up.

Thank you everyone for your dudely support.  we're gonna go ahead & get the damned paper signed tomorrow by the fascist, just so it will say 11.11.11 @ 11:11, and then plan a dudefest to celebrate properly.  You'll all be invited!  until then.... take it easy man! 

Oops, you're a female form. Sorry about the mix up; good vibes and good fortune to your dude and yourself, DC. 

[meekon5]

yes, meekon5, I understand.  I was responding to digital buddha ("... wishing you good fortune with your special lady friend...").  I thought that was funny.

Being female doesn't stop you having a special lady friend.