That, and a pair of [bazaar] testicles.........

Started by DigitalBuddha, November 02, 2011, 05:06:06 PM

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DigitalBuddha

Weird shit, mang! Mark it bazaar!

Face In Tumour: Testicular Growth Shocks Doctors After Ultrasound.

People see the strangest things in clouds and burnt toast, but this latest sighting can't be topped: A face on a testicular tumor.

;D LMAO!! - "A brief debate ensued on whether the image could have been a sign from a deity (perhaps 'Min' the Egyptian god of male virility); however, the consensus deemed it a mere coincidental occurrence rather than a divine proclamation."

Check it out, and other strange shit, here - http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2011/11/02/face-in-tumour-testicular_n_1071037.html?ncid=webmail1


Hominid

#1
There's a John Hiatt joke in there somewhere about how our little head does the thinking... Funny how every time I scratch my balls, I feel in touch with myself.



DigitalBuddha

Quote from: Hominid on November 02, 2011, 10:34:08 PM
There's a John Hiatt joke in there somewhere about how our little head does the thinking... Funny how every time I scratch my balls, I feel in touch with myself.


Johnson?

milnie

god decides to manifest to renew the faith in the people but turns up on someones bollock ... no wonder theres a suprised expression on its face! lol
quod tendo non ut pallens adeo in terminus!

meekon5

It brings a new meaning to the phrase "oh bollocks! I thought I was going to be reincarnated as a cat this time!"
"I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and  that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road."
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Ruckus

I sure hope they can help that dude.  It must be crowded in there.
"We're all f**ked, it helps to remember that." - George Carlin

Hominid

The face looks like a religious carving. I'm surprised the [fill in religion name] zealots aren't lining up at his door with sacrificial offerings. 

Did I offend anyone?  [grin]



DigitalBuddha

The dude should be glad the Catholic church didn't get wind of his "special condition," they, in the inquisition era, probably would have accused him of being "demon possessed" and cut his nuts off, and then burned him at the stake. Nothing ever changes................




apnp

Okay, Dude, have it your way.

DigitalBuddha


Hominid




meekon5

Quote from: DigitalBuddha on November 03, 2011, 07:53:40 PM
The dude should be glad the Catholic church didn't get wind of his "special condition," they, in the inquisition era, probably would have accused him of being "demon possessed" and cut his nuts off, and then burned him at the stake. Nothing ever changes................


Though the inquisition didn't list x-rays as one of their tools of inquiry (racks, iron maidens, branding irons, thumb screws).

;D
"I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and  that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road."
Stephen Hawking

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DigitalBuddha

Quote from: meekon5 on November 04, 2011, 03:02:20 AM
Quote from: DigitalBuddha on November 03, 2011, 07:53:40 PM
The dude should be glad the Catholic church didn't get wind of his "special condition," they, in the inquisition era, probably would have accused him of being "demon possessed" and cut his nuts off, and then burned him at the stake. Nothing ever changes................


Though the inquisition didn't list x-rays as one of their tools of inquiry (racks, iron maidens, branding irons, thumb screws).

;D

True, that's why I say the bastard was damn lucky! ;D

milnie

but their chief weapon was fear, fear and suprise ... their 2 main weapons were fear and suprise, and ruthless efficiency, etc etc :-)
quod tendo non ut pallens adeo in terminus!

meekon5

"I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and  that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road."
Stephen Hawking

Where are you Dude? Place your pin @ http://tinyurl.com/dudemap