That, and a pair of [bazaar] testicles.........

meekon5 · November 04, 2011, 09:23:35 AM

and Monty Star Wars

BikerDude · November 04, 2011, 09:50:16 AM

Oh no!
Don't even tell me that somebody found the face of Jesus in somebodies sack.

Oh no. It's not Jesus. It could be said to resemble Mother Teresa.

Caesar dude · November 04, 2011, 05:17:32 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Inquisition

If anyone cares to wade through it all....

But in a nutshell.... "we believe in God and Hell...you lot will be found wanton even if you believe in God because you don't believe as much as we do...oh and if we think you might be a heretic or witch or don't fit in with our beliefs then we retain the right to torture you until you confess (or at least beg us to stop) This will ensure that as your crimes have been punished on earth and your body purified by fire then you will be granted access to heaven!"

Sounds exhausting and fucking painful!

DigitalBuddha · November 05, 2011, 02:16:39 AM

Quote from: BikerDude on November 04, 2011, 09:50:16 AM
Oh no!
Don't even tell me that somebody found the face of Jesus in somebodies sack.

Oh no. It's not Jesus. It could be said to resemble Mother Teresa.

I was damn sure it's a supernatural vision of Jimmy Swaggart............

Am I wrong?

Hominid · November 05, 2011, 01:06:28 PM

Pretty close dude...

DigitalBuddha · November 05, 2011, 01:17:25 PM

Quote from: Hominid on November 05, 2011, 01:06:28 PM
Pretty close dude...

Does that mean Swaggart is a dick, man?

apnp · November 05, 2011, 04:50:35 PM

I'm thinking Frodo...

DigitalBuddha · November 05, 2011, 11:29:17 PM

Quote from: apnp on November 05, 2011, 04:50:35 PM
I'm thinking Frodo...

Yeah, that's a good one.