Dudeist Minister in Oklahoma

Started by El r0mserino, May 03, 2008, 12:49:21 AM

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El r0mserino

I became an ordained dudeist minister in hopes of spreading the word of The Dude in Oklahoma, or like, something, man.

Recently, I learned that Oklahoma's legislature was written by fuckin' fascists, and Oklahoma is one of the few states that requires fucking papers and proof that I have been ordained by the church of the latter day dude, or something like that.

This aggression will not stand, man!

Does anyone here have any details on the Oklahoman legislature regarding this, and exactly what I would have to do to be accepted by the Oklahoman government as a legally ordained Dudeist minister?

I don't know if there are any Dudeists in Oklahoma, but if you're out there, dudes, this question is for you too.
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forumdude

Hey dude,
The church is going to soon have a letter-of-good standing service, along with printed certificates available for a modest fee. Keep your bathrobes on! Will make you privy to all the new shit soon.
I'll tell you what I'm blathering about...

El r0mserino

Quote from: forumdude on May 03, 2008, 03:32:02 AM
Hey dude,
The church is going to soon have a letter-of-good standing service, along with printed certificates available for a modest fee. Keep your bathrobes on! Will make you privy to all the new shit soon.


Thanks dude.
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ozzy85

Do you have a printer?  Bring your certificate in, man...  you got papers.
At least I'm housebroken.

Andrea D.

You can print the certificate of ordination Dude.Fucking fascist!!
Dime Sandra.¡¡Que ridiculo!!

El r0mserino

Quote from: Andrea Dudette on May 05, 2008, 10:54:55 AM
You can print the certificate of ordination Dude.Fucking fascist!!

The Certificate is not the issue, dude! I need a letter of good standing and, uh, all those official looking papers, man.
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oatsoda

Well, they finally did it. They killed my fucking car.

El r0mserino

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Turtle

Go read the Port Huron Statement, it was written in Michigan, but it basically cancels out anything Oklahoma has to say...Am I wrong?
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Dude1967

Quote from: Turtle on June 04, 2008, 04:14:35 AM
Go read the Port Huron Statement, it was written in Michigan, but it basically cancels out anything Oklahoma has to say...Am I wrong?
there's not a literal connection
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Turtle

Careful man, there's a beverage here!



No funny stuff, ok?