Financial Aid, dudes.

[A.B. Dude]

I find that when I go in there ready for a fight they usually treat me a lot nicer. It must put them on the defensive.
My first few years I would go in there and get frustrated and end up crying, which didn't do much. Once I hardened up and said, "Look, this is what I need, and it needs to get done today," they started getting their asses in gear.

Best of luck to you tomorrow, dude. Don't roll out of there naked, you know?

[Leninrocks244]

The thing is with me, man, is that even though I'm always on the offensive with these paraquats, they still manage to somehow treat me like a bag of shit nonetheless. Luckily there's only one of them that's genuinely dudely, but is rarely ever there and makes it hard not to blow up in their faces about needless bullshit. And thanks, Dude. I'm gonna need it.

[BikerDude]

These could be good times for  bringing out the Dude in a lot of our nation's yute.

Could be time for occupying various administration buildings, smoking tie stick, what have you.

[Leninrocks244]

Yeah, unfortunately they spend a lot of time away from the caucasians and moreso on the 4 Lokos. That, and most of the dudes at my school treat objects like women, man.

So anyways, I didn't manage to confront any of the other human paraquats yet about my imbalance, but I did leave the dudeliest lady there a message explaining my situation. I'm sure if I don't get a call within the next hour, I'm going to call them again and maybe have to deal with a paraquat or two. Fuck, man.

[Leninrocks244]

Ok, well it wasn't that bad. Must've been my lucky day, since I got the only Dudette working that day who was calm, respectful, and helpful. I must only get the nihilists when I'm in there in person. Also, I owe about 22K for the entire year. Gotta feed the monkey ASAP, Dudes. Or just abide. I think abiding works.