What the fuck did I get myself into, Dude?

hannahdude · June 29, 2011, 01:04:58 AM

So. I drank some wine and got on 'craigslist'( do you know what that is or are you out of your element?) and I agreed to take in a 2 year old male green fucking iguana.

I've had reptiles before, small snakes, some lizards but I did not do my homework and now I am FUCKED.

These things are not something I can tame, they are fucking dangerous, man.
Shut the fuck up, Donny, you ARE out of your element.
I'm giving up booze becuase if I dont this thing could take off a few fingers at the joint, man.
Thems my 'dirty undies' for the month.

hannahdude · June 29, 2011, 02:00:29 AM

p.s. anybody wanna iguana?

DigitalBuddha · June 29, 2011, 04:09:23 AM

That's a bummer, man.

Rev. Gary (revgms) · June 29, 2011, 08:01:11 AM

Yeah man, iguanas are not very dudely pets. I had a friend who kept them, nasty smelly critters, and they never seem to dig the human style.

Good luck Dude, maybe time to go back on Craiglist and find another patsy, preferably a nihilist.

hannahdude · June 29, 2011, 10:52:15 AM

a nihilist, fucking A, man......
posting now.

cckeiser · June 29, 2011, 11:53:26 AM

And let's also not forget--let's not forget, dude--that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city--that isn't legal either.

DigitalBuddha · June 29, 2011, 07:41:37 PM

Quote from: cckeiser on June 29, 2011, 11:53:26 AM
And let's also not forget--let's not forget, dude--that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city--that isn't legal either.

LMAO! Classic!

Dirty Hippie · June 29, 2011, 09:05:48 PM

Quote from: cckeiser on June 29, 2011, 11:53:26 AM
And let's also not forget--let's not forget, dude--that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city--that isn't legal either.

What are you, a fucking park ranger now?

Maybe you could make something out of it, like a belt or something.

cckeiser · June 29, 2011, 10:03:50 PM

No I'm...we're sympathizing here dude.

hannahdude · June 30, 2011, 04:05:23 PM

Truly truly the most UN-Dude 'pet' of all, Im scared shitless of this thing, man.
Hopefully it's going to an experienced Herp-guy today, he's bringing me a nice calm ol' corn snake, now THAT is more my style.

hannahdude · July 01, 2011, 01:29:26 PM

all gone, dudes happy now, gotta corn snake in my pocket.

cckeiser · July 01, 2011, 04:32:33 PM

Is that a corn snake in your pocket...or are you just happy to see me?

Hominid · August 11, 2011, 03:49:18 PM

Did the little bugger taste good at least?

hannahdude · August 26, 2011, 11:02:20 PM

thats a mezzuzah in my pocket and i AM glad to see you...

thuni · August 27, 2011, 05:17:59 PM

Hmm, what do you guys think is the most dudely pet ever? I would say a cat. Maybe a turtle.