Lost my inner dude today dudes

[Rev. Ed C]

those fucking crack heads piss me off... at the school i used to work at, they would come and steal our aluminum picnic benches from the outdoor lunch area to cash in on the recycling... utter paraquats to steal from kids 

But, good news just in, it turns out Crackheads are recyclable.  Just turn them in for a brainwash and detox and they're ready to be reused in the underground slave market!  Don't throw out your crackheads, recycle them!

[Busmum]

those fucking crack heads piss me off... at the school i used to work at, they would come and steal our aluminum picnic benches from the outdoor lunch area to cash in on the recycling... utter paraquats to steal from kids 

But, good news just in, it turns out Crackheads are recyclable.  Just turn them in for a brainwash and detox and they're ready to be reused in the underground slave market!  Don't throw out your crackheads, recycle them!

yep-- i do. i got one in prison right now, being recycled and refurbished for a whole new decade of mayhem. tho technically, she's a meth-head... i suppose that still counts?

[Rev. Gary (revgms)]

I love me my drugs, but you gotta know what's what. Seriously dudes, don't do meth or opiates, they are not for partying or spiritual enlightenment. Those particular drugs will make you lose your Dudeness rather quickly. There is a whole lot of other information required for the other drugs out there, but those two are just bad news.

Play safe, stay Dude.

[Rev. Ed C]

I love me my drugs, but you gotta know what's what. Seriously dudes, don't do meth or opiates, they are not for partying or spiritual enlightenment. Those particular drugs will make you lose your Dudeness rather quickly. There is a whole lot of other information required for the other drugs out there, but those two are just bad news.

Play safe, stay Dude.

Are you kidding, I don't even put caffine in my body
I drink a lot of tap water... ooh, adventurous!

[Yvelysse]

I worked at a call center, one that made nation news for the wrong thing. Don't let it stress you. Cesar, remember you kept calming her down Kudos, She was the neurotic here. once she winds down she will not bother you again. as your bosses will note. You did calm her down, she just kept winding herself back up. This was not your doing.

[Busmum]

Are you kidding, I don't even put caffine in my body
I drink a lot of tap water... ooh, adventurous!

are you kidding? you're probably the biggest druggie of us all, considering what's being dumped into the tap water by the govt. these days  

so, where's that conspiracy thread again?

[BikerDude]

I work as a programmer.
I don't deal with the people. I don't have people skills.
That is Tom Smykowski's job.
Well he doesn't actually.. come to think of it what does he actually do?
Hmm.

[BikerDude]

Are you kidding, I don't even put caffine in my body
I drink a lot of tap water... ooh, adventurous!

are you kidding? you're probably the biggest druggie of us all, considering what's being dumped into the tap water by the govt. these days  

so, where's that conspiracy thread again?

Oh boy here we go.
If they were dumping stuff in the water all the woman would have Giant Boobs and be subservient pleasure bots.
Mind control of the populace would come in a distant second.

[Busmum]

Are you kidding, I don't even put caffine in my body
I drink a lot of tap water... ooh, adventurous!

are you kidding? you're probably the biggest druggie of us all, considering what's being dumped into the tap water by the govt. these days 

so, where's that conspiracy thread again?

Oh boy here we go.
If they were dumping stuff in the water all the woman would have Giant Boobs and be subservient pleasure bots.
Mind control of the populace would come in a distant second.

well, you kinda do have a point, lol... can i stop sucking now? my jaw kinda hurts, and i need to change into a dry 52DD. but i'll keep going, if that's what you want. 

[Rev. Ed C]

Are you kidding, I don't even put caffine in my body
I drink a lot of tap water... ooh, adventurous!

are you kidding? you're probably the biggest druggie of us all, considering what's being dumped into the tap water by the govt. these days 

so, where's that conspiracy thread again?

They.... put FLORINE in the water........

Now, Grp Capt Lional Mandrake, there was a Dude!  See him stay calm and well-mannered, even in the face of a raving maniac like General Ripper?  Or is that just a perfect portrait of an Englishman and an American?

[Caesar dude]

What's happened to my thread dudes?

[Zen Dog]

Ed,without caffeine I wouldn't be awake enough to stop at Padd.
Today I had a little old lady trying to get into my cab to use the toilet. (The bathroom for our colonial cousins).
I kindly explained that it might have only one seat and smell like a public convenience but if she wanted to live one more day,she'd better fuck off and stop distracting me.
Caesar,there are a lot of threads dude

[Busmum]

ah, yes. here's where we start the spin off about con-trails...



http://www.newswithviews.com/Devvy/kidd257.htm

i think they need to up my xanax dose... i've been feeling a little edgy this week. 

[Busmum]

What's happened to my thread dudes?

you have a thread? well, don't worry man. i'm sure we'll find it somewhere around here when we kick all the lazy bastards off the rug. btw, what was the irate customer so bent about in the first place?

topic awareness month  please, don't let this happen to your thread 

[Rev. Ed C]

Zendog... classic   My father hates grannies, and he's dreading becoming one in about 10 or so years... I think he wants me to arrange an "accident" before he gets like that.

And Ceaser... your thread?  We're just testing you.  Seeing how off-topic we can go and how much we can piss about before you blow your inner dude again.  Consider it a training excercise in mellow.

*poke, poke, poke you in the head*

If you can abide us stupid fucks, you can abide even the most nasty customers out there