found that duder-dog i sought, now does anyone know japanese?

[hannahdude]

like to know japanese for 'relax man, nothing's fucked here', 'shut the fuck up, doggy'
and various other things, she's spent the last two years with a solitary japanese dude who has to give her up due to family needing him back home.


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[DigitalBuddha]

like to know japanese for 'relax man, nothing's fucked here', 'shut the fuck up, doggy'
and various other things, she's spent the last two years with a solitary japanese dude who has to give her up due to family needing him back home.

English to Japanese translation:

男は遵守

"the dude abides"

Check out..................

http://www.google.com/language_tools?hl=en

[Banjo Dude]

"Dai jobu." = "I'm OK"
"Dai jobu?" = "You OK?"
It's cool, 'cause you only have to remember the one phrase
Oh, and I have no idea where the word boundaries actually are - could be "daijobu," "da-ijo bu" or anything. 

"Ino! Urusai, omae wo korosu!" should pass as "Dog! Shut up, I will kill you!"

disclaimer: I know no Japanese; I've picked up a word or two or three from friends over the years, and the All-Knowing Internets helped a little.

[hannahdude]

calling the dog lebowski, or ellie for 'short' its fun to say in baby talk, 'where's the money, lebowski, where's that money asshole?'
what else can i say?

[Banjo Dude]

So long as you don't actually give the dog a swirlie, I suppose that's ok.


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weirdo


(Jus' kidding! - Pet-related weirdness is officially All Good in my book.  I've taken to calling my cat (sigh. I hate cats) "Chunk" and making her do the Truffle Shuffle for her food )

[cckeiser]

So long as you don't actually give the dog a swirlie, I suppose that's ok.


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weirdo


(Jus' kidding! - Pet-related weirdness is officially All Good in my book.  I've taken to calling my cat (sigh. I hate cats) "Chunk" and making her do the Truffle Shuffle for her food )

The Goonies!!
I should have figured! One of my favorites!
I have it on VHS, but no longer have a VHS player. Just started switching to DVD, and now it's Blu-Ray! Almost afraid to start Blu-Ray...know as soon as I do the Next thing will come out and make dvd and blu-ray obsolete.
Of course, now with On Demand Streaming from Hulu and Netflix we don't really need any player or actually buy the movie. Gotta have TBL though!

[hannahdude]

i have no clue as to what the fuck you guys are talking about, none of it.
in my dudeness let me please state, do NOT elucidate me, i prefer to stay happy in what i already know in the world.
im sure im missing lots of great things like 'the goonies' but oh well, i abide with what i gots!

[Caesar dude]

and making her do the Truffle Shuffle for her food

I have no idea what that is...? Please enlighten me.

I delight in making my pair of landsharks do the double paw paw. That is where I hold the food bowl above their heads and make them stand on their back legs while trying to paw the bowl!

In dudely teasing, peace.

[Banjo Dude]

It was from a movie from the eighties, "The Goonies," starring that Sean Astin, one of The Coreys (the surviving one, I think) and a bunch of other kids, including the token Fat Kid, "Chunk," who was made to do "The Truffle Shuffle" by Corey's character.  It involved pulling up his shirt to show off his fat li'l belly and was generally demeaning to all involved.



Interesting to note that Chunk would hardly stand out as particularly heavy in today's US.

[hannahdude]

jesus christ, MAN. this dog is so UNDUDE! i mean, i love lebowski and all, but all i did was walk next door to pick up my clothes from my neighbors dryer and she fucking ate my sandles, MAN!
and also, also, she ate a whole roll of scotch tape, and pulverized the tape holder.
not cool man, this is why she's a perfect dog, becuase i havent left her side in two fucking weeks.
this is it, a gift from the dudey gawds, i cannot go anywhere i cannot take this freaked out dog, man.
and thats good, that means i now have an excuse to let my husband continue to do all the grocery shopping, not ever go to the mall, or a to a social event sans dog.
it's all just as it should be.  but i gotta say, i really loved those fucking shoes man.

[Banjo Dude]

It seems a lot of people (or maybe just very vocal people) hold a dim view of him, but I swear by that Cesar Millan feller's approach.

I had a roommate who had a very lovable, and very loving, but completely uncontrollable pitbull-boxer mix.  He would let her drag him around way out in front of him when he would walk her, he would let her up on the couches, all sort of young-guy-with-his-first-dog kind of stuff.

I didn't really dig the whole bad dog thing, 'specially when I'd be the one walking her, and she'd get me in trouble with the yippy little dog owners :\  So, I took to watching that dog whisperer show, and actually ended up not reading, but downloading and listening to th' audio version of his book, and you know what?  If you put it into practice, it really works.  It's basically a matter of understanding the dog's point of view as far as the pack goes, and being really, really reallyreallyreally crazy fucking consistent.  AND patient.

But, this dog, in a matter of a couple of months, went from an insane, couch-destroying, barking-at-everything, kill-anything-she-can-catch, thinks-she's-the-Alpha crotchhound from hell to a sweet, only slightly hyperactive well-behaved (well, mostly) little angel.  Which is a good thing, because a seventy pound pitbull who doesn't acknowledge that you're the boss can be trouble.

I shit you not, at the end of our time together, I could let her out into our unfenced yard to do her bidness, and didn't have to leash her, put her on a runner, or even step outside if it were cold.  She'd go and come right back, because she knew I was in charge.  She'd wait for me to go through doors first and up stairs and everything.   

The best was her food tricks.  She'd wait until being told to eat, even though the food was right in front of her.  The drool provided an incentive to let her at it before too long;  bitch'd flood the place.
And she was the world-fuckin'-champeen of the "biscuit on the snout" thing... I could put as many as three dog cookies on her shnozz, and she'd stand there and wait until I snapped my fingers and then - no more cookies.  Honest, three, and she'd even catch 'em all.  Ok, sometimes.  It was still cute.

Fuck.  I miss mah puppay!  Fuck you, Cat!  Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?  (What's Aramaic for "Why the fuck do I have a cat?")

[Caesar dude]

Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?

Is that Aramaic for why the fuck do I have a cat? Cos I aint fucking learning that phrase till I know man! However I'm all over it if it is!

My dog Caesar was a Massive Boxer with a huge pedigree...Crufts show champion bred stock... Bought him as a puppy over the internet would you believe! Cost me 6 hundred quid and another 600 for a doggy flight from Scotland to The Middle East...fuck me man you can get a flight from Scotland to Dubai for 299 return!!

This dog proved his worth the minute he stepped into my beautiful apartment.... no fucking kidding dudes...marble floors every where... but the minute I let him out of his travel cage he peed on my fucking Iranian rug!

Caesar could play football (soccer) better than me...he could tackle and dribble and his goal keeping abilities had to be seen to be believed!

I could go on forever about this dog...he was the coolest most even tempered dude dog I have ever had the pleasure to be owned by... I have a tale of a late night, three arabs, a chicken and Caesar dog.....

Boy do I miss my partner in misadventure.. 

Peace dudes.

[cckeiser]

What's Aramaic for "Why the fuck do I have a cat?")

Chow mein?

[Caesar dude]

That's Korean.... clearly! 

[Banjo Dude]

"chow mein" made me laugh heartily.  Thank you so much, I really needed that.

"Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani," is Aramaic for, "my lord, my lord, why have you forsaken me?" which is one of the sayings of that crazy Jesus cat on that whole cross business there.  It will probably always remain my favorite way to over-dramatize my own plight