What would dude-like God say?

[DigitalBuddha]

So I was thinking that if God were a dude, and this God dude wanted to say something to the world as a whole, what would dude-like God say?

My first thought was that he would be hanging out in the clouds and shout..............




What the hell is wrong with you human paraquats?! Put the pieces away, man, and let's have some peace for a change around here. Jesus! Relax and burn a J; no, I don't mind. Give peace a chance and lets all get us a lane for Christ's sake!!

Yeah, I give a shit about the rules, I fucking made them up! But I didn't plan for you god damn morons to kill each other over them!! Am I wrong? OK then. <clears throat>

That Eve really tied the garden together, did she not? So get busy and help her conceive, man! I mean coitus, after all, she is your lady friend.


OK, dudes, what do you think dude-like God would say to us earth bound dudes?

[Abideist]

'Calmer than you are dude.'

[cckeiser]

Don't be a dick!

[Quaker Dude]

"Just take it easy, man."