Dumb Banjo Joke Time! Yaaaay!

[Banjo Dude]

I don't remember where I saw this one first, but it's one of my favorites.



How many banjo players does it take to eat a possum?

















Two...  One to eat the possum, and one to watch for cars!

[Abideist]

...
i got a joke for ya.

How many strings does a banjo have?







Five, after I remove one and use it as a garrote on the banjo player...

[DigitalBuddha]

Here's one for you..........

Q. How many nude scenes does Maude have in TBL?


















A. Not enough!   

...............just want to help her conceive, man!

[Outer Element]

I dig the banjo jokes, man. Being a musician, I've heard a few good viola and conductor jokes in my time. I think the conductor ones may have been stolen from lawyer jokes. Always good.