One Hell of a Hangover

[WillotheDude]

my god ... i consumed 11 white russians last night. according to my mates in my drunken state i had an argument with the tv because it wouldn't turn on, subsequently apologised and gave it a hug, kissed my friend's cat and told it i would marry it, went into a long discussion about red apples and green apples, and finally sang the brady bunch theme before collapsing into the pool.

my friends took the liberty of recording some of this to show at my 21st birthday party next year.my brain feels like its trying to escape the confines of my skull, i can't get the taste of vomit out of my mouth, and what is more i have to be at work by midday (and seeing as i work in projection as a cinema tech I can't take the day off) oh well i can't be worried about that shit. Life goes on doesn't it?

just thought I'd share this with you fellow dudes.

[cckeiser]

Oh man dude, that sounds exhausting.
So what does The Dude De Ching have to say about the condition your condition is in?
http://dudeism.com/tao/

[cckeiser]

How about #12

12. Beverages
Too much Kahlua blinds the vodka
Too much vodka deafens the milk
Too much milk dulls the beverage
Too much beverage maddens the mind
Too much madness makes the whole world go fucking crazy!
A good burger provides for the belly, not for the head;
In-N-Out, it pairs well with oat soda.

[WillotheDude]

How about #12

12. Beverages
Too much Kahlua blinds the vodka
Too much vodka deafens the milk
Too much milk dulls the beverage
Too much beverage maddens the mind
Too much madness makes the whole world go fucking crazy!
A good burger provides for the belly, not for the head;
In-N-Out, it pairs well with oat soda.

Yeah that pretty much sums it all up in a tight little nutshell man. Can't wait for that book to arrive on my doorstep by the way. Thankfully I survived my shift though I did feel like some mindless zombie who just wished he hadn't been raised from the dead or something weird like that ... I don't know.

I think I'll stick to a few light beers on the Day of the Dude (something I had a fun time explaining to my boss about as to why I wouldn't be able to work on Sunday  )