Need a new Johnson?

DigitalBuddha · February 22, 2011, 11:00:21 PM

Did the Nihilists cut off your Johnson? Fuck sympathy, get a new one, dude.......

Check out......... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-12507034

Abideist · February 23, 2011, 11:25:42 AM

From the look of the ear they "printed", I don't think I'll be on board for the body scan any time soon.

I'm no scientist, but I doubt that shit will see daylight.

DigitalBuddha · February 23, 2011, 05:11:12 PM

Quote from: Koog-meister on February 23, 2011, 11:25:42 AM
From the look of the ear they "printed", I don't think I'll be on board for the body scan any time soon.

I'm no scientist, but I doubt that shit will see daylight.

Well, Koog-meister, we just don't know. Would come in handy though, if you are in need of a johnson or what have you.

Abideist · February 23, 2011, 06:33:38 PM

Hey, I'm all for solutions to problems.

But I'm going to do my best to stick to the whole prevent the Johnson from falling off in the first place bit.

DigitalBuddha · February 23, 2011, 09:30:43 PM

Quote from: Koog-meister on February 23, 2011, 06:33:38 PM
Hey, I'm all for solutions to problems.

But I'm going to do my best to stick to the whole prevent the Johnson from falling off in the first place bit.

Fucking eh, a dude need's his johnson.

Quaker Dude · February 25, 2011, 03:19:59 PM

They say they're now less than twenty years away from being able to grow a human heart from someone's own (adult) stem cells. Can you imagine that? No months-long wait times, no donor lists, and no anti-rejection drugs because the transplanted organs contain your OWN genetic information and are, for all intents and purposes, tailor-made for your body. Wave of the future, dudes. We live in exciting and terrifying times.

meekon5 · February 25, 2011, 07:18:22 PM

Quote from: Quaker Dude on February 25, 2011, 03:19:59 PM
They say they're now less than twenty years away from being able to grow a human heart from someone's own (adult) stem cells...

Actually they are doing it experimentally already.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-446083/The-home-grown-heart-tissue-brings-hope-millions.html

In bits any way. And there are experiments where they empty a pigs heart (to get the membrane for the shape) and grow the tissue inside the empty shell.

http://www.startribune.com/lifestyle/health/13751901.html

Outer Element · February 26, 2011, 02:12:30 AM

Quote from: meekon5 on February 25, 2011, 07:18:22 PM
Quote from: Quaker Dude on February 25, 2011, 03:19:59 PM
They say they're now less than twenty years away from being able to grow a human heart from someone's own (adult) stem cells...

Actually they are doing it experimentally already.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-446083/The-home-grown-heart-tissue-brings-hope-millions.html

In bits any way. And there are experiments where they empty a pigs heart (to get the membrane for the shape) and grow the tissue inside the empty shell.

http://www.startribune.com/lifestyle/health/13751901.html

They grow rabbit Johnsons now. Check it out:
http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/11/penis-engineering/

And for female Dudes:
http://www.reuters.com/article/2007/05/30/us-italy-vagina-idUSL3069953820070530

DigitalBuddha · February 26, 2011, 09:50:37 PM

What if the create a human brain? We could have the eternal dude. When it would be time to check out, just have your mojo dude tranferered into your new brain and abide in the new one, mang.

As for the heart............

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9hEFUpTVPA