Dudeist Exorcism?

Started by RevWade, January 16, 2011, 03:21:52 AM

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RevWade

So, I'm fairly convinced I have a ghost.  lights turning on, stuff falling at night, blinds flying off the windows, and now strange scratches.  is there anything I can do as a Reverend of the Church of the Latter Day Dude?
Que Sera Sera

DigitalBuddha

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Tell that strumpet across this line YOU DO NOT! Other than that, I don't think that pulling a piece out on the lane will do any good because they're already dead, mang.

Second option.................




And dude; ghost is not the preferred nomenclature, spirits of the dudely departed, please.  ;D

Andrea D.

This agression will not stand man.
Dime Sandra.¡¡Que ridiculo!!

DigitalBuddha

Quote from: Andrea Dudette on January 25, 2011, 09:29:51 AM
This agression will not stand man.



Hey AD, good to see you back. How's it going, mang? Keeping your blog up?

Andrea D.

Hi D.B!!!!
How are you, it is good to see you too
I worked a lot (bummer), but now I hope to return to the forum  :)

And i have my blog very very drop out !!!
Dime Sandra.¡¡Que ridiculo!!

DigitalBuddha

Quote from: Andrea Dudette on January 25, 2011, 12:01:19 PM
Hi D.B!!!!
How are you, it is good to see you too
I worked a lot (bummer), but now I hope to return to the forum  :)

And i have my blog very very drop out !!!

Cool, good to see you abide!!

rabbirowland

Dudes, if I am wrong, then let it be known...but the truth of the matter is that if the spirit has pissed on your fucking rug...he has crossed the line.

Rev. Ed C

Quote from: RevWade on January 16, 2011, 03:21:52 AM
So, I'm fairly convinced I have a ghost.  lights turning on, stuff falling at night, blinds flying off the windows, and now strange scratches.  is there anything I can do as a Reverend of the Church of the Latter Day Dude?

That's an easy one.  Offer it a seat and a drink and make friends.  With a bit of luck it'll like the same sort of movies you do :)

Now this reminds me a show I watched long, long ago.  Only got one run, and I don't even thing another channel bought the rights for endless repeats: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/So_Haunt_Me

Live and let live... or unlive, or, whathaveyou, as I always say!
Large chunks of my Dudeist philosophies can be found in my Dudespaper column @
http://dudespaper.com/section/columns/dude-simple/

Where are you Dude? Place your pin @ http://tinyurl.com/dudemap

4weeddude

I suggest a steady diet of beans and cabbage ...... that will get rid of anything I repeat anything.
I have been knowen to par-take

thuni

Quote from: 4weeddude on August 23, 2011, 04:57:29 PM
I suggest a steady diet of beans and cabbage ...... that will get rid of anything I repeat anything.

I hear you, man!
"You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength." - The Joker, TDK

DigitalBuddha

Quote from: rabbirowland on August 23, 2011, 04:08:19 PM
Dudes, if I am wrong, then let it be known...but the truth of the matter is that if the spirit has pissed on your fucking rug...he has crossed the line.

Welcome to our beach community, rabbirowland. Bar's over there, grab any rug in the house and abide, dude.

rabbirowland

And a good day to you sir, I appreciate the welcome...I dig the vibe in this forum. Mark it, gentlemen.

cckeiser

Quote from: rabbirowland on August 23, 2011, 05:57:13 PM
And a good day to you sir, I appreciate the welcome...I dig the vibe in this forum. Mark it, gentlemen.
Yo! Welcome to our nice quiet beach community dude. Smoke em if you got em. 8)
There are not Answers.....there are only Choices.

Please...Do No Harm
http://donoharm.us

Rev. Ed C

Quote from: 4weeddude on August 23, 2011, 04:57:29 PM
I suggest a steady diet of beans and cabbage ...... that will get rid of anything I repeat anything.

Harsh... very harsh :)
I guess your home IS a private residence, even in the spirit world! :P
Large chunks of my Dudeist philosophies can be found in my Dudespaper column @
http://dudespaper.com/section/columns/dude-simple/

Where are you Dude? Place your pin @ http://tinyurl.com/dudemap

Zen Dog

Have you considered that the dudely departed may be having issues with you being in THEIR private residence.
And that they may not in fact realise that they have played their last game in this league?
I mean,Donny didn't actually make it to the finals did he? Just a thought dudes.
If you believe you can tell me what to think.
I believe I can tell you where to go.