The Word of The Dude

[Rev. Edward]

A reading from the book of The Stranger......

As Woo pee'd on the Dude's rug The Dude thought to himself what have i done to anger this man or is he just not house broken. In the end the Dude found that the latter of the two was true Woo was indeed not house broken so he brought this to light.

The Dude be with you.

[cckeiser]

Is that some kind of Eastern thing? 

Welcome!

[Rev. Edward]

No but it really brought the room together....

[Abideist]

"Dude...Tomorrow's already the 10th."

[Rev. Edward]

Well that's uh like your opinion Man....

[Abideist]

...Far out.

[Rev. Edward]

A Reading from the book of The Stranger....

The Dude sat in his chair listening to crippled man rant on all the while thinking to himself about how the rug really tied the room together. The crippled man continued to verbally berate The Dude this seemed to anger the crippled man even more. After sometime of being there The Dude stood up and walked out the door leaving the crippled man alone in his camber ranting and raving, as the Dude was leaving the crippled man's servant approached him asking how his meeting went? The Dude replied " He said i could have any rug in the house."

The Dude be with you....