The strumpet's cash machine

DigitalBuddha · October 28, 2010, 01:31:54 AM

When Charlie Sheen was being sentenced for using a prostitute, the judge asked him why a man like him would have to pay for sex; Sheen reportedly replied...

I don't pay them for sex. I pay them to leave.

http://freakonomics.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/02/06/i-pay-them-to-leave/

cakebelly · October 28, 2010, 07:18:06 PM

Mrs. Cakebelly heard this story on the radio (during her commute home) - she was inspired to text (me): "Do you want to be my manwhore?" I thought I already was. If I kept up with all this celebrity stuff I guess I would have ventured a slightly snappier response: "Well it depends how much you are going to pay me to leave?"

DigitalBuddha · November 01, 2010, 10:33:02 PM

Quote from: cakebelly on October 28, 2010, 07:18:06 PM
Mrs. Cakebelly heard this story on the radio (during her commute home) - she was inspired to text (me): "Do you want to be my manwhore?" I thought I already was. If I kept up with all this celebrity stuff I guess I would have ventured a slightly snappier response: "Well it depends how much you are going to pay me to leave?"

DB's humble advice...nerver sell yourself short and demand a beeper. Fucking eh!

meekon5 · November 02, 2010, 09:00:38 AM

Quote from: cakebelly on October 28, 2010, 07:18:06 PM
Mrs. Cakebelly heard this story on the radio (during her commute home) - she was inspired to text (me): "Do you want to be my manwhore?" I thought I already was. If I kept up with all this celebrity stuff I guess I would have ventured a slightly snappier response: "Well it depends how much you are going to pay me to leave?"

Ah 20/20 hindsight, how amusing we could have been, if only.

cakebelly · November 02, 2010, 10:58:48 AM

DB - Do you think a six pack of (English) oat sodas is reasonable? Don't know about the beeper, Dude - I'm gonna need more notice.

Meekon -

, yeah, it's always the way, darn it

DigitalBuddha · November 06, 2010, 06:39:22 PM

Quote from: cakebelly on November 02, 2010, 10:58:48 AM
DB - Do you think a six pack of (English) oat sodas is reasonable? Don't know about the beeper, Dude - I'm gonna need more notice.

Meekon - , yeah, it's always the way, darn it

Hold out for an iPhone, mang. Shit yeah!!

English oat soda, gotta check more of them out.

Abideist · November 07, 2010, 12:40:45 AM

I happen to know that Boddingtons is a pretty good british oat soda if your interested.

That's pretty funny about Charlie Sheen...Good for him.

cakebelly · November 07, 2010, 12:11:03 PM

Had to settle for a Droid phone

I keep meaning to try some Samuel Adams oat soda - apparently it's pretty good, any recommendations for American oat sodas?

Busmum · November 07, 2010, 02:39:12 PM

Quote from: cakebelly on October 28, 2010, 07:18:06 PM
Mrs. Cakebelly heard this story on the radio (during her commute home) - she was inspired to text (me): "Do you want to be my manwhore?" I thought I already was. If I kept up with all this celebrity stuff I guess I would have ventured a slightly snappier response: "Well it depends how much you are going to pay me to leave?"

did she realize you took her romantic overture public?

cakebelly · November 07, 2010, 02:55:45 PM

Oh, er . . hello Darling

fancy seeing you here

. . Dudes, meet Mrs. Cakebelly . . ahem, d'you fancy an oat soda, dear?

Busmum · November 07, 2010, 03:03:44 PM

better make it 2.

where are the children, btw?

DigitalBuddha · November 07, 2010, 05:20:14 PM

Quote from: cakebelly on November 07, 2010, 12:11:03 PM
Had to settle for a Droid phone

I keep meaning to try some Samuel Adams oat soda - apparently it's pretty good, any recommendations for American oat sodas?

Most of the beer, IMHO, brewed in America resembles a bad imitation of horse piss. But to recommend one I think you might dig, try an oat soda from Jacob Leinenkugel Brewing CO. Check out http://leinie.com

DigitalBuddha · November 07, 2010, 05:35:59 PM

Quote from: Busmum on November 07, 2010, 02:39:12 PM
Quote from: cakebelly on October 28, 2010, 07:18:06 PM
Mrs. Cakebelly heard this story on the radio (during her commute home) - she was inspired to text (me): "Do you want to be my manwhore?" I thought I already was. If I kept up with all this celebrity stuff I guess I would have ventured a slightly snappier response: "Well it depends how much you are going to pay me to leave?"

did she realize you took her romantic overture public?

Hello Mrs. Cakebelly, always good to see new dudettes in our beach community. Welcome! Bar's over there.

cakebelly · November 07, 2010, 05:36:39 PM

Cheers, I'll maybe check it out - have to finish the Bass & Newcastle Brown Ale, first though

Busmum · November 07, 2010, 05:51:07 PM

Quote from: digitalbuddha on November 07, 2010, 05:20:14 PM

Most of the beer, IMHO, brewed in America resembles a bad imitation of horse piss.
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fucking-a right!

although, in all fairness, when it's 118 out, beer-flavored water (read: coors light, or the equivalent thereof) is rather refreshing... i used to work right up the street from a micro-brewery/restaurant, and it was heaven! ironically, i'm back in that area, but alas, the brewery is no more.

the best part about living in/near l.a. is that a shandy tastes mighty fine all year round!

thank you for the welcome digbud-- i'll just amble over to the bar and see if there's any lemonade...