Kerabotsmas

[forumdude]

Hey what about a Dudeist holiday around Christmastime called Kerabotsmas? In honor of Donny, who died for all us sinners.

Rituals:

Casting ashes into the wind.

Setting an effigy of a car on fire after smashing it to bits.

Lighting up a round of jays (the festival of lighting up).

Throwing rocks

Bowling (of course)

More?...

[meekon5]

I'm still in favour of the traditional Festivus.

other info:

festivusbook.

The Story of Festivus and this.

[Rev. River Archduder of the Southeastern Diocese]

http://www.facebook.com/#!/event.php?eid=156369997722929

[RevKev]

Hey what about a Dudeist holiday around Christmastime called Kerabotsmas? In honor of Donny, who died for all us sinners.

Rituals:

Casting ashes into the wind.

Setting an effigy of a car on fire after smashing it to bits.

Lighting up a round of jays (the festival of lighting up).

Throwing rocks

Bowling (of course)

More?...

Each Kerabotsmas Celebration must begin with the gathered reciting their favorite Donny Kerabotsos line, and after each line is spoken, the Ranking Dudeist at the celebration shall say, "Shut the fuck up Donny".

[Rev. River Archduder of the Southeastern Diocese]

Hey what about a Dudeist holiday around Christmastime called Kerabotsmas? In honor of Donny, who died for all us sinners.

Rituals:

Casting ashes into the wind.

Setting an effigy of a car on fire after smashing it to bits.

Lighting up a round of jays (the festival of lighting up).

Throwing rocks

Bowling (of course)

More?...

We've got to figure this out and then decide if this is going to be a Dudeist High Holy Day like The Day of the Dude.

[Rev. Gary (revgms)]

Digging it!

[meekon5]

Each Kerabotsmas Celebration must begin with the gathered reciting their favorite Donny Kerabotsos line, and after each line is spoken, the Ranking Dudeist at the celebration shall say, "Shut the fuck up Donny".

Saw this suggestion on face book. But it occurred to me it would be funnier if anyone gathered quotes their favorite Donny quote, and everyone else (with complete solemnity, like a Latin mass) intones "Shut the fuck up Donny" as a chorus.

[Rev. River Archduder of the Southeastern Diocese]

Each Kerabotsmas Celebration must begin with the gathered reciting their favorite Donny Kerabotsos line, and after each line is spoken, the Ranking Dudeist at the celebration shall say, "Shut the fuck up Donny".

Saw this suggestion on face book. But it occurred to me it would be funnier if anyone gathered quotes their favorite Donny quote, and everyone else (with complete solemnity, like a Latin mass) intones "Shut the fuck up Donny" as a chorus.

I'll second that!

[RevKev]

Sounds good

[cckeiser]

Saw this suggestion on face book. But it occurred to me it would be funnier if anyone gathered quotes their favorite Donny quote, and everyone else (with complete solemnity, like a Latin mass) intones "Shut the fuck up Donny" as a chorus.

Fuckin' A dude...Love it!

All in favor vote Fuckin' A!

[cakebelly]

Fuckin' A!

Man, I need a bit of a sit down - didn't know I'd be using exclamation marks when I signed up.

[RevWade]

Fuckin' A!

[Rev. River Archduder of the Southeastern Diocese]

Fuckin' A!

[Rev. Gary (revgms)]

Fuckin' A mang!!

Now to start designing ornaments.

[NewYorkDude]

Fuckin' A