Facebook fucking Walmart

Started by DigitalBuddha, August 25, 2010, 03:24:46 AM

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DigitalBuddha

Ok, dudes, go figure this shit out.

Who in the fuck is such a fan of fucking Walmart that they would take the time to become a fan of Walmart on Facebook?!

Those crazy fucks have 1,620,313 fans as of this rant. Jesus!

To study this shit deeper, see http://www.facebook.com/walmart?ref=ts and also http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

meekon5

"I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and  that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road."
Stephen Hawking

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BikerDude

The poeple of Walmart is one of my favs.
And it's so true.
I went in our local the weekend that our local motorcycle rally started.
Walmateer's from across the country all piled in together.
Imaging the biker version of a regular walmart patron if you can.
It's like human to the power of a negative number.
Squared...
Ah man, what's that smell?


Out here we are all his children


DigitalBuddha

Now the question......................

Would the dude shop at Walmart? Or, is the dude a Ralph's man all the way?

The Lennon

Hasn't anyone seen the South Park episode where they try to destroy the Walmart and it is just rebuilt the next day?

Very profound and interesting.
To be dude is both a philosophy and a way of life.

Da Stranger

QuoteWould the dude shop at Walmart? Or, is the dude a Ralph's man all the way?

Dude Equation: Ralph's is to Creedence as Walmart is to the Eagles.

But that's just my opinion, man.


QuoteHasn't anyone seen the South Park episode where they try to destroy the Walmart and it is just rebuilt the next day?

Yeah but I like the South Park episode about Facebook better, although if you think about it, its very similar concept. Man creates something which grows to become bigger than himself and threatens to destroy him. Fucking interesting, man, fucking interesting.
Fuck sympathy, I don't need your fucking sympathy, I need my fucking johnson!


meekon5

Quote from: Crane Jackson on August 27, 2010, 06:50:59 AM
Dude Equation: Ralph's is to Creedence as Walmart is to the Eagles.

Um isn't that:

Ralph's is to Walmart what Creedance is to the Eagles.

This way Ralph's is compared to Walmart not to Creedance. though if Ralph's is into making music I don't see why not.
"I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and  that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road."
Stephen Hawking

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Da Stranger

Nope, said it exactly the way i wanted to.

Ralph's is to Creedance as Walmart is to the Eagles.
Fuck sympathy, I don't need your fucking sympathy, I need my fucking johnson!


DigitalBuddha

I hate the fucking Eagles, man!

Da Stranger

QuoteI hate the fucking Eagles, man!

and lets not forgot...lets not forget the chief of police of malibu...a real reactionary!
Fuck sympathy, I don't need your fucking sympathy, I need my fucking johnson!


DigitalBuddha

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Quote from: Da Stranger on August 28, 2010, 02:20:29 PM
QuoteI hate the fucking Eagles, man!

and lets not forgot...lets not forget the chief of police of malibu...a real reactionary!

Yeah, they're fucking fascist. Nothing ever changes.

not_exactly_a_lightweight

I don't like you, and I don't like your jerkoff name, jerkoff
Is this your only ID?

DigitalBuddha

Quote from: not_exactly_a_lightweight on August 28, 2010, 11:36:53 PM
I don't like you, and I don't like your jerkoff name, jerkoff

That's interesting, man. That's interesting.

For those who don't know:
On the east coast we don't have Ralph's, but they are owned by the same people as Kroger, so shop on Dudes.
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DigitalBuddha

Quote from: thedudeofsavannah on September 09, 2010, 09:54:49 PM
For those who don't know:
On the east coast we don't have Ralph's, but they are owned by the same people as Kroger, so shop on Dudes.

Shit yeah, close enough, mang.