Special lady friends

Started by Caesar dude, April 09, 2010, 04:01:02 PM

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Caesar dude

April 09, 2010, 04:01:02 PM
I have just been dumped by my special lady friend...the usual reasons..."the timing isn't right", "I have too much going on at the moment" etc.

Now a few years ago I would have been crying in my oat soda but now in true Dudely fashion I took it on the chin and remarked casually "well sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes she eats you" she didn't get the reference!  ;)

How do you guys cope with a break up...I'm remarkably Zen about the whole affair!

Peace dudes.



Love is like a butterfly it goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes. :)

Bishop

#1
April 10, 2010, 02:21:37 PM
Break ups don't exist. They are illusions, like relationships. Sound and fury, to fill the awkward social expectations between human males and females.

Klaus Korters

#2
April 12, 2010, 04:20:03 PM
Well I guess it ain't your dick thats splitting with ya, so hey practice sessions are back in order!
It's a brave person who slacks when there's plenty to do.

Caesar dude

#3
April 12, 2010, 06:19:09 PM
QuoteWell I guess it ain't your dick thats splitting with ya, so hey practice sessions are back in order!

Oh man I really lolled at that.....nearly cried man!  ;D

Yeah you're right...I can still jerk off manually!

Thanks for the laugh dude I'm still giggling while I type!  ;D

In peace!
Love is like a butterfly it goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes. :)

meekon5

#4
April 13, 2010, 07:45:15 AM
I can only give you the usual advice that I give anyone in this situation:

Life is shit.
"I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and  that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road."
Stephen Hawking

Where are you Dude? Place your pin @ http://tinyurl.com/dudemap

Caesar dude

#5
April 13, 2010, 03:15:12 PM
Meekon! I'm surprised at you!

Life is not all shit...strikes and gutters dude!

Anyhoo I may not be the ladies special man friend any more but that didn't stop her taking me home for the weekend! Life is good and I live in hope!

Peace man.
Love is like a butterfly it goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes. :)

Robert the Dude

#6
April 13, 2010, 04:46:00 PM
Quote from: Klaus Korters on April 12, 2010, 04:20:03 PM
Well I guess it ain't your dick thats splitting with ya, so hey practice sessions are back in order!

There's pearls of wisdom in thar, old one eye.
   

TheManForHisTimeAndPlace

#7
April 13, 2010, 05:39:50 PM
Life goes on, man.

But if she asks you to watch her fuckin' dog, tell her to go fuck herself.

Rev.Wendy aka The Dude a-Rides

#8
April 13, 2010, 10:08:05 PM
Well I was just "disappeared" on by someone who I was going from 'lady friend' to 'special lady' with.
Fuckin' human paraquat.
I know my rights man. So I told him he was just RUDE. (then i facebook blocked him. which is the ULTIMATE in social statements)

That guy was a real marmot in my tub anyhow. Fuck it Dude. I'm gearing up for the next round robin.
"Is this a.....what day is this?"
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Abiding from the bosom of the Pacific Ocean,which I love so well,
~Rev Wendy

[img]http://farm5.static.flick

not_exactly_a_lightweight

#9
April 13, 2010, 10:10:49 PM
Facebook is immediate and immediately forgotten.
Now getting a fax, that's RUDE

ask for non-consecutive 20's
Is this your only ID?

meekon5

#10
April 14, 2010, 05:40:22 AM
Quote from: Caesar dude on April 13, 2010, 03:15:12 PM
....Meekon! I'm surprised at you!....

Sorry man I'm just a bitter little troll when it comes to women (only in a personal relationships thing). ;D
"I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and  that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road."
Stephen Hawking

Where are you Dude? Place your pin @ http://tinyurl.com/dudemap

Rev.Wendy aka The Dude a-Rides

#11
April 15, 2010, 02:26:11 AM
I know now why the nice guys "finish last"

it's cuz there are so many f*cked up women out there!
not necessarily byatches, per se, just women trained from an early age
to be emotionally unavailable or be attracted to emotionally unavailable Dudes. (or, undudes, I guess)

**I still think we should start a Dudeist dating service

Myself, it is UNACCEPTABLE that anyone I date not have seen and loved TBL.
"Is this a.....what day is this?"
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Abiding from the bosom of the Pacific Ocean,which I love so well,
~Rev Wendy

[img]http://farm5.static.flick

meekon5

#12
April 15, 2010, 10:05:06 AM
Quote from: Whiteheart on April 15, 2010, 02:26:11 AM

**I still think we should start a Dudeist dating service


With all the wacked out nutjobs in here (I include myself in that defenition of course).

You really must hate yourself.  ;D
"I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and  that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road."
Stephen Hawking

Where are you Dude? Place your pin @ http://tinyurl.com/dudemap

Rev.Wendy aka The Dude a-Rides

#13
April 15, 2010, 05:40:09 PM
No man, lol, sharing a faith/belief system/way of life/life in general attitude
provides a wicked strong foundation, or part of it.
haven't experienced that yet.
plus, the QUOTES, omg, the quotes. it would never end. nirvana.
"Is this a.....what day is this?"
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Abiding from the bosom of the Pacific Ocean,which I love so well,
~Rev Wendy

[img]http://farm5.static.flick

Matt the Walrus

#14
April 17, 2010, 11:52:58 PM
Quote from: not_exactly_a_lightweight on April 13, 2010, 10:10:49 PM
Facebook is immediate and immediately forgotten.
Now getting a fax, that's RUDE

ask for non-consecutive 20's


How 'bout a handwritten letter? That's the kind of thing that makes an impression. When's the last time someone took the time to send you a handwritten letter? Can't say I recall the last time I got one. Doesn't matter what it says, I'm taking that shit to heart.
I don't get it. How do I sign this? Is there a special pen?
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