Dudeism Abomination

[not_exactly_a_lightweight]

Do you see what the Fucks down at my league office did to my business papers!!!

I guess I get this for working with a bunch of reactionaries.

Over this line you will not...

(by way, the the fucks only altered "Ordination", the names are deleted to protect the guilty)

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[Rev. Ed C]

It makes me wonder if there's a legal precedent there.  Afterall, surely it's illegal to make an unofficial copy of any kind of official certification, or alter it.  At the end of the day, it's the Church's seal on there, and an effigy of the Dudely Lama's signature, which aren't meant to be bandied about in an unofficial capacity.  I mean, would the law take measures on such fraud if it had been a doctor's medical degree, or even a bill of cleanliness from the health inspector?

That said, it did make me chuckle

[meekon5]

And the obvious thing to ask them "Would they do that to a Muslim?"

[Rev. Ed C]

That's a good point.  Maybe causually slip in a bit about a rise in Dudeist fundamentalists, pulling peices on lanes, and whathaveyou.  Maybe they'll think twice.

[Caesar dude]

Fucking rug pissing nihilists.....this is unchecked aggression man.......

I do not think you can turn the other cheek on this Neal.......

Didn't you once say they were Christians in your League Office....well that's not a very Christian thing to do to a man's paperwork is it.....?

Tis funny though 

[Bartender]

Was that your only form of ID?

[Sensei Wuzi Dude Ninja!]

Hmmm... that is not cool man. I'm sure they could legally get in trouble for that however it won't exactly improve relations. I'd just shrug it off and perhaps explain Dudeism to them over a few oat sodas. Bridge the gap man.

[RevWade]

you sink ve are kiddingk?  making vith ze funny shtuff?

[not_exactly_a_lightweight]

Thanks for the sympathy reverends.
They were trying to "get" me, you know, uh like, piss me off.

There were two "gentlemen" in the room when they helped me/us discover it together. They were a bit dumbfounded when I said "Mark it eight, dude!"

Now if there were someone rich in the league office, he could easily compensate me for my fucking ordination...

[DigitalBuddha]

This aggression will not stand, man, this will not stand!!

[DigitalBuddha]

Thanks for the sympathy reverends.
They were trying to "get" me, you know, uh like, piss me off.

There were two "gentlemen" in the room when they helped me/us discover it together. They were a bit dumbfounded when I said "Mark it eight, dude!"

Now if there were someone rich in the league office, he could easily compensate me for my fucking ordination...

They peed on the dude's ordination. That ordination really tied the room together, did it not?

[meekon5]

Actually thinking about it this is an offence under article eighteen of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, which the General Assembly of the United Nations adopted on December 10, 1948.

Article 18.
Everyone has the right to freedom of thought, conscience and religion; this right includes freedom to change his religion or belief, and freedom, either alone or in community with others and in public or private, to manifest his religion or belief in teaching, practice, worship and observance.

Man they have violated your inalienably human right!

[not_exactly_a_lightweight]

Yeah, but they're fuckin amateurs.

I'll drag the big league office into this, the fucks on the board , who know people in the consulate. They will know me for the nihilist cell I am. Well they would if I had other people in my cell... The people count is ok, we are just understaffed when the toe count is taken.

[DigitalBuddha]

This aggression will not stand, man!!

[meekon5]

To be honest this is exactly why my official documents are left at home And I only have the web version of my ordination certificate at work.