Tips on finding weed.

[Caesar dude]

Another true story dudes:

Many years ago a well travelled friend gave me this tip. Whenever he stayed in a hotel, he used to search it from top to bottom, removing false ceiling tiles and even looking under carpets, just in case another limber dude had hidden the remains of his holiday stash before he had to fly out of the country...some of us are greedy bastards with eyes too big for our appetites!  Now you don't wanna be taking this shit into a controlled environment like an airport but neither does one want to just throw it away....so the obvious thing to do is hide it where, mayhap some toker would find it...no point putting it in a drawer for a chamber maid to just toss it you understand. 

Fast forward a few years and here am I with my gf and we are travelling the world...staying in many hotels., guest houses and residences......I of course search and search and search and find zip....but I never give up man...I am a tenacious dude!

This becomes a source of great amusement to my partner who just continually took the piss whenever I came up empty handed....

So we come at last to Thailand...and meet up with a guy who says he will bring some greenery to us in our bungalow (which wasn't much more than a treehouse!) Anyhoo the appointed time comes and goes and the guy doesn't show! So there we are at around midnight in a fucking mud hut with not a lot of mellowness going on....I start my search and lo...in the roof area I find a half pound bag of premium weed....

The lady then realised I was a God          ....good times!

In peace dudes.

[Grayrobeddude]

far fucking out man. i gotta try that next time i travel.

[FuckinA]

Fuckin' a man! But, I prefer walking into the next door coffeeshop or smartshop, that's way easier...

[RevWade]

when my friends and I were in amsterdam we needed a disposable piece for our stay, and we found one in one of our bed lockers.  if you will it, it is no dream.

[Caesar dude]

we needed a disposable piece for our stay,

Are you an assassin? Very uncool dude!! 

[RevWade]

not piece as in gun, piece as in pipe.  different lexicon I guess.

[FuckinA]

It's a shame to use a pipe, man...

[martin]

It's a shame to use a pipe, man...

i disagree dude, i love my pipe

[Caesar dude]

Fuckin' a man! But, I prefer walking into the next door coffeeshop or smartshop, that's way easier...
   

Don't rub it in man....peace and all that but you really are taking piss there mate. I know you got a liberal country but remember the uk has just increased the classification for a mighty beautiful, pollinated plant...

The maximum penalty for possession has gone up from 2 years in prison to 5 years and an unlimited fine. The maximum penalty for supply, which includes giving or selling to friends, is 14 years in prison and an unlimited fine.

Now I know you are just joking but we have to be really carefull...so spare a thought dude, 

In peace Brother.

[FuckinA]

Wow, that's really heavy man! 15 fucking years!? I thought you'd just get fined  
I have to admit, I'm out of my element here, man...