$1000.00 oral copulation.

Started by DigitalBuddha, January 31, 2010, 10:34:36 PM

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Quote from: The Bowlerite Dude on August 06, 2010, 10:38:41 PM
I'm new to this forum, so I'm not gonna go there.   I'll behave.   But yea, dudarino could totally get some for free....

Fuckin' eh, why buy a cow when the milk's free, I always say. Free is very dude like when helping your lady friend conceive, man.

Rev. D

Quote from: Zen Dog on July 30, 2010, 02:40:03 PM
$1000 for a blow job?

Jeez, I'd let her blow me for half that.

Or have I missed something?

I like your style, dude.

hannahdude

she didnt SEE The Dude. or she would have had more awe and respect, she seemed to know him and discount him, i dont like bunny lebowski, man. maybe im just a wee jealous, the way he held her foot gets me wet.

DigitalBuddha

Quote from: hannahdude on March 29, 2011, 10:56:00 PM
she didnt SEE The Dude. or she would have had more awe and respect, she seemed to know him and discount him, i dont like bunny lebowski, man. maybe im just a wee jealous, the way he held her foot gets me wet.

How ya gonna keep her down on the farm when she sees a thousand bones, or clams or what have you? And a hundred more if Brandt watches?  ;D

Lao Dude

But I was impressed with how the dude approached bunny..so fear..no apprehension about what she might think about him..he just stops and appreciates her umm...assets in a very un-self conscious way... very Tao..just flowed with his natural inclinations....notice he made no effort to bed Maude..happened...effortless flow. Of course he's not uncomfortable with the word vagina is he...

how many times have I seen a painfully hot young beauty and just wanted to lower my shades with a mischievous leer and say something like.."hey...just..ya know..thank you...your hotness has brightened my day and i just thought you should know in case no one else shows appreciation for said hotness..impossible as that may seem...Thank you!"

But I would probably lose my Chonson somehow....of course maybe I would end up fucking a stranger in the....
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