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DigitalBuddha · June 07, 2008, 02:11:37 PM

Quote from: Turtle on June 07, 2008, 09:54:26 AM
who needs love when we have bowling?

Yeah but we told that kraut a fucking thousand times WE DON'T ROLL ON SHABBAS!

Andrea D. · June 23, 2008, 10:35:40 AM

What is a strumpet dudes?

Turtle · June 24, 2008, 12:26:42 AM

Dudette,

Here is a great reference for you so you will always be able to look up anything you don't know:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/

Almost everything you will ever think to ask what it means, will be on that site...

now...

Strumpet ----

1.    Strumpet
love it    144 up, 9 down    hate it

Another term for whore, first used by Shakespeare to describe loose women.
"Thou art a strumpet!"
by HeeBeeGeeBee May 1, 2005 email it 0 comments
2.    strumpet
love it    90 up, 17 down    hate it

An extremely whorish girl
I'm going to the game to watch the strumpets. What? You know, the cheerleaders.
by Zo, Joose, and Jeff Mar 20, 2003 email it 0 comments
3.    strumpet
love it    69 up, 15 down    hate it

How Captain Jack Sparrow refers to all women. Even perfectly respectably ones.
"Or is it that you've found a girl and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet...you're not a eunuch are you?"
by Ms. Sparrow Feb 19, 2004 email it 0 comments
4.    strumpet
love it    51 up, 21 down    hate it

A woman prostitute.
Shut up, strumpet, just put it in your mouth.... ahh that's better.
by Captain Jun 26, 2003 email it 0 comments
5.    strumpet
love it    19 up, 3 down    hate it

Another word for a prostitute. Not to be confused with a musical instrument or snack that is served with tea.
It's tea and crumpets, not tea and strumpets.

-You play the trumpet, not the strumpet!
-But the strumpet is well-skilled on the skin flute.
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by Loreleili Dec 30, 2006 email it 0 comments
6.    strumpet
love it    19 up, 13 down    hate it

lady of the streets, prostitute, hooker, harlot, call girl
stop sleeping with a strumpet fo I hit u
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by Charles DUB Apr 13, 2006 email it 0 comments
7.    strumpet
love it    13 up, 23 down    hate it

According to Lloyd Christmas, a food that is eaten while drinking tea.
"If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets."
tea strumpets dumb and dumber lloyd christmas crumpet
by He Hate Me Oct 25, 2006 emai

Alriiiiiight Urban Dictionary!

Andrea D. · June 24, 2008, 11:22:07 AM

Ahhhhh....with whore, prostitute, hooker is enough, i understand, uh--and also, Dudes, strumpet is not the preferred nomenclature, very free-spirited . Please.

DigitalBuddha · June 25, 2008, 12:34:37 AM

Quote from: Andrea Dudette on June 24, 2008, 11:22:07 AM
Ahhhhh....with whore, prostitute, hooker is enough, i understand, uh--and also, Dudes, strumpet is not the preferred nomenclature, very free-spirited . Please.

Fucking a, gets me thinking about Logjammin'.

Dude1967 · June 30, 2008, 04:33:41 PM

No, the , uh, police chief of Malibu. A real reactionary.

Turtle · June 30, 2008, 08:51:50 PM

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women man.

DigitalBuddha · July 01, 2008, 12:20:50 AM

I know my rights, man.

GreatWhiteDude · July 07, 2008, 04:43:06 AM

You don't know shit Buddha. Keep you ugly fucking goldbrickin ass out of my beach community.

Andrea D. · July 08, 2008, 11:59:53 AM

He wasn't listening.

DigitalBuddha · July 30, 2008, 01:05:06 AM

Quote from: GreatWhiteDude on July 07, 2008, 04:43:06 AM
You don't know shit Buddha. Keep you ugly fucking goldbrickin ass out of my beach community.

Fuck you man! You don't like my fucking music, get your own fucking cab!