Spread the Dude word with our far-out stuff.
We’ve got ordination certificates, I.D. cards, stickers, patches, tee shirts and a lot more.

 

Big Ordination Kit – $46.00 $35.00

Full Ordination KitYour answer for everything

Contains: 1 Dudeist Priest I.D. Card, 1 Ordination certificate, 1 Ordained Dudeist Priest Patch, 1 Dudefish patch, 2 Dudefish stickers, 1 Bumper sticker and 1 Letter of Good Standing. Purchased individually all this would cost $46.00, so this kit saves you over 30%.

(Important: Please fill out the two fields below, or there will be no name and date on your materials. Not yet ordained? Click here to do so first.)


Your full name
The date you were ordained (MM/DD/YYYY)


 

Ordination Kit – $31.00 $22.00

Basic Ordination KitA whole lotta Dudeism

Contains: 1 Ordination certificate, 1 Ordained Dudeist Priest Patch, 1 Dudefish patch, 2 Dudefish stickers, 1 Bumper sticker and 1 Letter of Good Standing. Purchased individually all this would cost $31.00, so this kit saves you almost 30%.

(Important: Please fill out the two fields below, or there will be no name and date on your stuff. Not yet ordained? Click here to do so first.)


Your full name
The date you were ordained (MM/DD/YYYY)



Ordination Certificate – $10.00

Ordination CertificateIt really ties the room together

Printed on antiqued parchment paper with an impressive embossed gold seal, this personalized and easily-frameable certificate shows everyone that you’re an ordained Dudeist Priest. It makes a valued addition to your private residence, office, or what-have-you. Size: 8.5 x 11 inches

(Important: Please fill out the two fields below, or there will be no name and date on your certificate. Not yet ordained? Click here to do so first.)


Your Full Name
The date you were ordained (MM/DD/YYYY)


 

Dudeist Priest I.D. Card – $15.00

Dudeism I.D. CardWho are you?

Want to be able to prove to people that you’re a Dudeist Priest at Dudeism but don’t want to carry your ordination certificate around with you? Order one of our credit-card-like IDs and you can flip out your credentials on the spot. They even have holograms with the Dudeism logo on them.

Please double check your name and date of ordination carefully! Because of the labor-intensive nature of manufacture we can’t issue re-dos if you make a mistake.


Your full name
The date you were ordained (MM/DD/YYYY)



Ordained Dudeist Priest PatchOrdained Dudeist Priest Patch

The Dudeist seal of iron-on approval

Sanctify any item of clothing, backpack or bag easily with this intricately-embroidered iron-on patch. Our yin-yang bowling ball logo is even fashioned with special glow-in-the-dark thread.


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Dudefish Patch

Dudefish PatchEasily the most easygoing religious emblem around

Every religion has some version of the original fish emblem. Ours is probably the most casual. Flip flops and sunglasses ensure that our Dudefish is never out of his element. Easily iron-on to any textile.


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Dudefish StickerDudefish Sticker

Spread the Dude word everywhere you go

Earn the respect and admiration of like-minded folks everywhere with this easy-to-apply sparkly chrome sticker of the beloved, abideful Dudefish. Great for vehicles, briefcases, musical instruments, windows, and just about anything with a flat surface.


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Dudeism Bumper StickerBumper Sticker

Turn any car into a bona-fide Dudemobile

Show the world you’re an officially-ordained Dudeist Priest. Bound to earn you the respect of other drivers and put everyone on the road in a more mellow mood.


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Letter of Good Standing – $5.00

Letter of Good StandingOften required by the local authorities

In order to allow you to perform priestly duties (marriages, etc.), some U.S. State governments require a letter of good standing attesting to the fact that you are in fact an ordained minister.

Personalized, signed and embossed.

(Important: Please fill out the two fields below, or we will not be able to issue the letter. Not yet ordained? Click here to do so first.)


Your full name
Date you were ordained (MM/DD/YYYY)


 

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Help us achieve!

We’d like to spend more time spreading the Dude word and less time at our day job, so if anyone likes what we’re doing and wants to donate to the cause, you know us, we can’t complain. Thankee.

Our solemn guarantee: your money will go directly to help promote Dudeism and will not be spent by our staff on white russians and oat sodas.




 


Dudeist coat of arms on a pint glassDudeist Compeers

Cool Dudeist stuff made by our Dudeist Priests

Engraved Dudeist Bar Ware by Rev. GMS

“Am I a Dude?” Dudeist children’s book by James Duncan

Dudecrafts by Mother Duderior

 

 


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