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Re: What's a dude to do?
« Reply #15 on: October 01, 2008, 11:19:07 AM »
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    brandt

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    Re: What's a dude to do?
    « Reply #16 on: October 01, 2008, 12:25:57 PM »
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  • working is so undude. I cannot abide.

    Were you listening to the Dude's job description?

    You're like a child, wandering into the middle of an unemployment line ::)

    Dude1967

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    Re: What's a dude to do?
    « Reply #17 on: October 02, 2008, 04:37:50 PM »
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  • Work = A world of pain.
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    Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

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    Re: What's a dude to do?
    « Reply #18 on: October 24, 2008, 04:39:20 AM »
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  • As I read in another forum....

    if EVERYONE is dude, who will build the bowling alleys? My response to this subject is simple. You can be a dude and still be employed.

    You need to make at least $180...

    Just because we're UNEMPLOYED DOESN'T MAKE US SAPS!


    Is there a Ralph's around there?

    I'm going to work in a Security Firm here in Germany....hopefully. If they don't hire me, they're out of their element.

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    Re: What's a dude to do?
    « Reply #19 on: October 30, 2008, 09:14:41 AM »
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  • Well, yeah, is very difficult to be a dude, or a dudette in my case, because you´ll always need the fucking money man, you know... for some kalhuas, some bowling, etc.
    But you're right, you can be a dude and  still have a job, in fact, when your boss comes to you whit some request you can look at him and tell him "that's fucking interesting, that's fucking interesting" or" sorry i wasn´t listening".Is a very cool idea, i read it on the book.
    Dime Sandra.¡¡Que ridiculo!!

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    Re: What's a dude to do?
    « Reply #20 on: October 10, 2009, 03:43:32 PM »
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    FuckinA

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    Re: What's a dude to do?
    « Reply #21 on: January 18, 2010, 05:18:28 AM »
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  • Well, taking 'er easy man,

    that's to say: the dude ABIDES!
    Stop thinking too uptight, just take it easy and abide.

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    Re: What's a dude to do?
    « Reply #22 on: January 20, 2010, 02:31:33 PM »
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  • And what do you do, sir?

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    Re: What's a dude to do?
    « Reply #23 on: January 21, 2010, 04:39:14 AM »
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  • See that's where I think I've got a fairly Dudeist job (yes I bow my head I'm employed).

    I work as a Database Administrator (DBA) and Developer for the natural History Museum here in the UK.

    Now the main job of a DBA is to ensure they exclude themselves from the process as much as possible. My job is basically making sure I do as little as possible, and the machines do it for me.

    The joy is they have to keep me on because when something goes wrong or needs changing I'm the man.
    "The Edge - There is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over"
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    Re: What's a dude to do?
    « Reply #24 on: January 21, 2010, 06:52:28 PM »
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  • Thats fucking interesting, and you better check with your accountant, because
    that dba thing may affect your tax bracket

    and yes like lenin said;  look to where..  the one who uh, ...profits...

    The database probably kidnapped itself!
    Is this your only ID?

     

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