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Holy Shit! What are we to do now?!!
« on: November 16, 2012, 09:58:46 PM »
Alas, no more Twinkies!

Hostess Twinkies, Ho Hos fly off shelves in Glendale



The shelves at the Wonder Hostess Bakery Thrift Shop in Glendale on Friday were nearly bare as customers made runs on Twinkies, Ho Hos and Ding Dongs after the iconic snack food company asked a judge for permission to go out of business and lay off 18,500 workers nationwide.

I'm stayin', finishing my twinkie - http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2012/11/hostess-twinkies-ho-hos-fly-off-shelves-in-glendale.html



If they pee on your rug...



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Re: Holy Shit! What are we to do now?!!
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2012, 03:15:45 AM »
We don't get any of them this side of the damp patch.Now maybe if you'd've sent them instead of that damn clown!
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Re: Holy Shit! What are we to do now?!!
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2012, 10:58:49 AM »
Holy shit!
More people out of a job...and no Twinkies? :-\
Bad news all the way around..Im bummed,dude

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Re: Holy Shit! What are we to do now?!!
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2012, 11:02:28 AM »
We don't get any of them this side of the damp patch.Now maybe if you'd've sent them instead of that damn clown!

What clown did you get?
The creepy Burger King Clown,or the Creepy Mc Donalds clown?
keep them both,dude...they are fucking weird looking,and I dont trust them!

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Re: Holy Shit! What are we to do now?!!
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2012, 12:56:46 PM »
Yeah dude. Be wary of someone who always smiles Around kids. 8 year olds dude ...
« Last Edit: November 18, 2012, 01:15:20 PM by milnie »
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Re: Holy Shit! What are we to do now?!!
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2012, 02:17:09 PM »
A while ago one of our philisophical comedians did a tv series called unchained America.How to traverse the US without using a chain establishment for food or accommodation.He was looking for the individual pioneering spirit that America is famous for.He achieved it,eventually.But not without a great deal of searching.
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Re: Holy Shit! What are we to do now?!!
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2012, 05:12:12 PM »
Saw this on FB yesterday
 

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Re: Holy Shit! What are we to do now?!!
« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2012, 12:15:23 AM »
If they pee on your rug...



"I could be just sitting at home with pee stains on my rug."

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Re: Holy Shit! What are we to do now?!!
« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2012, 03:52:37 AM »
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A while ago one of our philisophical comedians did a tv series called unchained America.How to traverse the US without using a chain establishment for food or accommodation.He was looking for the individual pioneering spirit that America is famous for.He achieved it,eventually.But not without a great deal of searching.


Dave Gorman! Brilliant guy. He had to have a big mac at one point if I recall though!

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Re: Holy Shit! What are we to do now?!!
« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2012, 06:10:41 PM »
And he threw up afterwards on account of being a veggie for several years.His body had become unused to the animal fat content.He was stuffed on account of it being a public holiday.Lack of forward planning.Definately not a child of the 50's.Do you bowl dude?
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Re: Holy Shit! What are we to do now?!!
« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2012, 06:50:41 PM »
I used to bowl dude. In fact I used to bowl with a fighter pilot named Stan Bowles!

My big joke was "hey look, Stan bowls badly!" or "I hope you don't fly that like that, or we're all fucked!"

He crashed of course....now that must have been a strike! :)

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Re: Holy Shit! What are we to do now?!!
« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2012, 09:11:52 AM »
Where is your nearest alley CD? Did Stan eject?
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Re: Holy Shit! What are we to do now?!!
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2013, 06:13:26 PM »
Nope Stan died doing what he enjoyed as much as  bowling... but worse! :(
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Re: Holy Shit! What are we to do now?!!
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2013, 06:27:57 PM »
2 words. Cloud cakes.

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Re: Holy Shit! What are we to do now?!!
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2013, 09:18:58 PM »
What is a cloud cake?

Stan hit the earth which has  a Ph of 1 I believe! :)

« Last Edit: April 06, 2013, 10:47:48 PM by Caesar dude »
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