Home brewing?
sounds dangerous, ever blow something up?

A few beers, a few burgers, are troubles are over, dudes.

you can either do malt extract, or all grain.  the difference there is that malt extract is like barley syrup, while all grain is like you make a barley tea, then dilute it.  that takes about an hour or so.  then you need to boil that malt tea, and add your hops (a hop bag is a good idea).  let those abide in there for as long as you decide depending on what type of hops you want to add and when to add them.  after you do that boil which should be around an hour or so, you let it cool, then put it in the fermentor with the yeast and let it ferment for around a week.  you can rack it after that week and then let it ferment for another week.  this helps for clarity.  after that second week, its time to bottle.  boil a cup of  water, and dissolve 4 ounces of corn sugar in it.  add that mixture to your brew, and then put it into bottles, cap it, and let it carbonate for a week give or take.  once the carbonation is to your liking, enjoy your oat soda, and know that you have achieved

I'll get right on that man.  so far I have two ideas for Dudeist beers:  Some Kind of Eastern Thing Imperial Indian Pale Ale and The Bar Hard Sarsaparilla .  you dudes have any more ideas?

The Trappist Monks in Belgium and surrounding areas have 3 main types of ales:  Dubbel, Trippel, and Quadrupel.  I think I am going to use these as kind of a base line or what have you, but up the hops, as to make it reminiscent of the j's we do.  Did you guys know that hops are a cousin of hemp (marijuana)?  also, these brews will have a high abv (alcohol by volume) percentage, as to keep our minds limber.  I'm thinking that the Dudeist styles should be refered too as Split (kinda like the Dubbel), Spare (Kinda like the Trippel), and Strike (kinda like the Quadrupel).  Recipes to come!  That is if I don't forget haha

well if you really want to smoke hops be my guest, but it wont get you high.  what I'm blathering about is that some types of hops can give a slightly cannabis like aroma.  also, hoppy beers pair really well with a j (or any other way to indulge for that matter).  I'd suggest trying a sierra nevada torpedo ipa with your j.

I'm actually a homebrewer as of just recently. In fact, as of this writing, I am a day away from bottling my first batch.

Believe me when I say that although brewing beer takes a bit of labor, it's a labor of love, and the brewing, when paired with some already existing refreshments and some tunes, makes for a very dude-like hobby