Author Topic: The Tao of the Dude Book (Read 35557 times)

DigitalBuddha · « **Reply #45 on:** August 13, 2008, 06:10:03 PM »

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country.
He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."

- General George Patton Jr

.................but we all know that Walter said it first.

Andrea D. · « **Reply #46 on:** August 14, 2008, 08:50:18 AM »

"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer"
Frank zappa

â€œI feel sorry for someone who has to win at everythingâ€
Snoopy

"My aunt Marian was right, but I forgot what she said"
Snoopy

â€œFriends are like bras: close to your heart and there for supportâ€
I think is anonymous

Turtle · « **Reply #47 on:** August 14, 2008, 07:58:10 PM »

Snoopy.....now there's a dude.

Yeah, and by the way, how does one apply for the position of a bra,
I would be interested in this job.

DigitalBuddha · « **Reply #48 on:** August 14, 2008, 09:53:09 PM »

Quote from: Turtle on August 14, 2008, 07:58:10 PM

Snoopy.....now there's a dude.

Yeah, and by the way, how does one apply for the position of a bra,
I would be interested in this job.

Coitus?

Dude1967 · « **Reply #49 on:** August 15, 2008, 01:05:20 PM »

Quote from: Turtle on August 14, 2008, 07:58:10 PM

Snoopy.....now there's a dude.

Yeah, and by the way, how does one apply for the position of a bra,
I would be interested in this job.

Way to go, Dude. If you will it, it is no dream.

DigitalBuddha · « **Reply #50 on:** August 15, 2008, 02:51:28 PM »

'My aunt Marian was right, but I forgot what she said.'

- Charlie Brown

Andrea D. · « **Reply #51 on:** August 15, 2008, 07:04:05 PM »

Quote from: digitalbuddha on August 15, 2008, 02:51:28 PM

?'My aunt Marian was right, but I forgot what she said.'?

- Charlie Brown

Ahhh it's a Charlie Brown's quote..thanks Ddude.

I got a lot to say!...i can't remember now.
Ramones

DigitalBuddha · « **Reply #52 on:** August 15, 2008, 10:38:00 PM »

Quote from: Andrea Dudette on August 15, 2008, 07:04:05 PM

Quote from: digitalbuddha on August 15, 2008, 02:51:28 PM
?'My aunt Marian was right, but I forgot what she said.'?

- Charlie Brown

Ahhh it's a Charlie Brown's quote..thanks Ddude.

I got a lot to say!...i can't remember now.
Ramones

Cool, Dudette ...Snoppy was very dude like...............................

Dude1967 · « **Reply #53 on:** August 18, 2008, 12:02:27 PM »

Warning signs that lover is bored:
1. Passionless kisses
2. Frequent sighing
3. Moved, left no forwarding address.
Matt Groening (1954 - )

#3530. That which does not appear to exist is to be regarded as if it did not exist.
California Civil Code, "Maxims of Jurisprudence"

The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane.
Nikola Tesla (1857 - 1943), Modern Mechanics and Inventions. July, 1934

Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!
Matt Frewer, as Dr. Mike Stratford in "Doctor, Doctor"

When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Mae West (1892 - 1980)

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
George Carlin (1937 - 2008)

Andrea D. · « **Reply #54 on:** August 18, 2008, 12:47:50 PM »

"If you put your supper dish to your ear you can hear the sounds of a restaurant"
Snoopy

DigitalBuddha · « **Reply #55 on:** August 20, 2008, 08:57:54 PM »

Dude1967 · « **Reply #56 on:** August 28, 2008, 10:58:31 AM »

Well, they finally did it. They killed my fucking car.

DigitalBuddha · « **Reply #57 on:** August 28, 2008, 10:14:50 PM »

Quote from: Dude1967 on August 28, 2008, 10:58:31 AM

Well, they finally did it. They killed my fucking car.

Well, perhaps they towed it.

Dude1967 · « **Reply #58 on:** August 29, 2008, 04:56:45 PM »

Quote from: digitalbuddha on August 28, 2008, 10:14:50 PM

Quote from: Dude1967 on August 28, 2008, 10:58:31 AM
Well, they finally did it. They killed my fucking car.

Well, perhaps they towed it.

Show me what you got. Nihilist. Dipshit with a nine-toed woman.

DigitalBuddha · « **Reply #59 on:** August 29, 2008, 09:24:38 PM »

Quote from: Dude1967 on August 29, 2008, 04:56:45 PM

Quote from: digitalbuddha on August 28, 2008, 10:14:50 PM
Quote from: Dude1967 on August 28, 2008, 10:58:31 AM
Well, they finally did it. They killed my fucking car.

Well, perhaps they towed it.
Show me what you got. Nihilist. Dipshit with a nine-toed woman.

I haff lingenberry pancakes.

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