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Re: The Tao of the Dude Book
« Reply #15 on: July 28, 2008, 01:41:06 AM »
he's cracking.

AND I WOULD LIKE MY UNDIES BACK!  ;D
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Re: The Tao of the Dude Book
« Reply #16 on: July 28, 2008, 03:54:17 AM »
Obviously, you're not a golfer
Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

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Re: The Tao of the Dude Book
« Reply #17 on: July 28, 2008, 05:34:44 AM »
nor a reader of quotable books!

no dude wisdom out there? dude1967 had a few. c'mon, mon! let's have some dudesque brain droppings!
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Re: The Tao of the Dude Book
« Reply #18 on: July 28, 2008, 10:29:56 AM »
Tom Seaver:  Hey Yogi, what time is it?
Yogi Berra:  You mean now?
Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

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Re: The Tao of the Dude Book
« Reply #19 on: July 28, 2008, 04:39:04 PM »
   Two oat sodas, Gary
Dime Sandra.¡¡Que ridiculo!!

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Re: The Tao of the Dude Book
« Reply #20 on: July 28, 2008, 08:21:14 PM »
OK, dudes and dudettes, here is my contribution of dude wisdom...

If you cannot find dudeism right where you are, where else do you expect to find it?


And.................


We have two eyes to see two sides of things, but there must be a third eye which will see everything at the same time and yet not see anything. That is to understand Dudeism.


OK, you know its been fucking stolen. But there is no new wisdom under the sun, just new ways to say it. That is, ah, just like, my opinion, man.
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Re: The Tao of the Dude Book
« Reply #21 on: July 29, 2008, 11:47:10 AM »
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

THIS IS NOT SOMEONE WHO BUILT THE FUCKIN' RAILROADS!

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Re: The Tao of the Dude Book
« Reply #22 on: July 29, 2008, 06:04:08 PM »
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.   - Douglas Adams

There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval  - George Santayana

Either I've been missing something, or nothing is going on.  - Karen Elizabeth Gordon

Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.    - Hunter S Thompson
« Last Edit: July 30, 2008, 01:56:53 AM by Dude1967 »
Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

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Re: The Tao of the Dude Book
« Reply #23 on: July 29, 2008, 10:44:31 PM »
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

THIS IS NOT SOMEONE WHO BUILT THE FUCKIN' RAILROADS!

We are sympathizing here, dude.
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Re: The Tao of the Dude Book
« Reply #24 on: July 29, 2008, 10:47:14 PM »
he's cracking.

Didn't think I was rolling out naked, did ya?  ;D
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Re: The Tao of the Dude Book
« Reply #25 on: July 30, 2008, 02:21:19 AM »
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.   - Douglas Adams

There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval  - George Santayana

Either I've been missing something, or nothing is going on.  - Karen Elizabeth Gordon

Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.    - Hunter S Thompson

nice one, dude1967. that's fucking interesting man. i dig your style. you got that whole douglas adams hunter thompson thing going on. you're privy to the shit, pendejo.
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Re: The Tao of the Dude Book
« Reply #26 on: July 30, 2008, 04:06:59 AM »
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.   - Douglas Adams

There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval  - George Santayana

Either I've been missing something, or nothing is going on.  - Karen Elizabeth Gordon

Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.    - Hunter S Thompson

nice one, dude1967. that's fucking interesting man. i dig your style. you got that whole douglas adams hunter thompson thing going on. you're privy to the shit, pendejo.

Hey, I know that guy...Dudelas Adams, wrote The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Dudeaxy. Far fucking out.  ;D
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Re: The Tao of the Dude Book
« Reply #27 on: July 30, 2008, 11:24:31 AM »
"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom...in water there is bacteria"
Benjamin "DUDE" Franklin

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Re: The Tao of the Dude Book
« Reply #28 on: July 30, 2008, 03:34:05 PM »
"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom...in water there is bacteria"
Benjamin "DUDE" Franklin

Ha ha. That's marvelous. Very free spirited.
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Re: The Tao of the Dude Book
« Reply #29 on: July 30, 2008, 03:50:16 PM »
"I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it"

Groucho Marx

I think is something like "Fuck it, i can't be worried about thta shit"
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