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The Tao of the Dude Book
« on: July 25, 2008, 12:56:06 PM »
Hey, any of you fellas (and fellettes) want to contribute to a new book called "The Tao of the Dude"?

Check this out:
http://www.dudeism.com/taoofthedude.html
I'll tell you what I'm blathering about...

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Re: The Tao of the Dude Book
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2008, 03:32:26 PM »
A new book ...far out!!!
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Re: The Tao of the Dude Book
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2008, 07:27:49 PM »
There's no literal connection, your roll :o

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Re: The Tao of the Dude Book
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2008, 09:56:28 PM »
Hey, any of you fellas (and fellettes) want to contribute to a new book called "The Tao of the Dude"?

Check this out:
http://www.dudeism.com/taoofthedude.html


Sure, but not during league play.  ;D
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Re: The Tao of the Dude Book
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2008, 12:17:22 AM »
Whats in it for The Dude?   ;D
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Re: The Tao of the Dude Book
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2008, 01:07:32 AM »
Any rug in the house.
I'll tell you what I'm blathering about...

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Re: The Tao of the Dude Book
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2008, 07:45:35 AM »
Hey, any of you fellas (and fellettes) want to contribute to a new book called "The Tao of the Dude"?

Check this out:
http://www.dudeism.com/taoofthedude.html
Anything that happens, happens.  Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen; causes something else to happen.  Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again; causes itself to happen again.  It doesn't necessarily do it in chronological order, though.    -Douglas Adams
Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

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Re: The Tao of the Dude Book
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2008, 08:20:38 AM »
As Brandt is my witness sir, I will not abide another Happening! And If something does happen They will visit a tenfold happening upon you, Dude

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Re: The Tao of the Dude Book
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2008, 12:11:06 PM »
Is sloppiness in speech caused by ignorance or apathy?  I don't know and I don't care.  -William Safire
Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

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Re: The Tao of the Dude Book
« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2008, 12:50:10 PM »
My contribution.........

Shit happens; in the meantime, there is bowling, the sacred herb, cash machines, and a Kahlua. Life doesn't get much better.  ;D
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Re: The Tao of the Dude Book
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2008, 09:57:07 PM »
Any rug in the house.


I know you're mixed up in this forumdude, and I don't care what you're trying to get from the husband...all I'm saying is...I want mine.
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Re: The Tao of the Dude Book
« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2008, 01:27:11 AM »
Yeah, right man, there are a lot of uh, facets uh, to this. A lotta interested parties uh--

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Re: The Tao of the Dude Book
« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2008, 03:58:37 AM »
Fuckin A.

How about 20 grand and a beeper....and of course, I get to keep the rug.

I make my contribution to the book, no one's in a position to complain, and I get
to keep the baksheesh.
« Last Edit: July 27, 2008, 04:03:50 AM by Turtle »
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Re: The Tao of the Dude Book
« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2008, 05:01:54 AM »
What's this bullshit, man?  I don't fucking care!  It don't matter to Jesus!  But you're not fooling me!  You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus!  It's bush league psych-out stuff!  Laughable, man! 

I would've made my contribution to the book on Saturday, I'll make my contribution to the book on Wednesday instead!

You got a date Wednesday, baby!
« Last Edit: July 27, 2008, 05:15:15 AM by digitalbuddha »
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Re: The Tao of the Dude Book
« Reply #14 on: July 27, 2008, 06:49:28 AM »
he's cracking.
I'll tell you what I'm blathering about...

 

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