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phrases of philosophy
« on: June 21, 2007, 11:59:34 PM »
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Re: phrases of philosophy
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2007, 01:01:40 PM »
at the end of the day, it's all bollocks. That's my Tao.
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Re: phrases of philosophy
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2007, 06:07:54 AM »
'The Dude Abides'


It's as beautiful and all encompassing a philosophical statement as any of those old utterances made by those aincent chinamen.... and in english too.

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Re: phrases of philosophy
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2007, 02:04:44 AM »
I love Newton's 3rd Law!!
Youth is a state of Mind, Not a State of Being!!

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Re: phrases of philosophy
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2008, 02:06:14 AM »
The Floyd boys put it well..
"Life is a short warm moment/
And death is a long cold rest/
You get your chance to try/in the twinkling of an eye/
Eighty years with luck or even less."

... I figure I'm a bit over half-way there. ;D

I do have a few favourite maxims, though. I know they're not much more than bumper stickers, but hell, they work for me.

1) Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to a paramedic.
2) Some people are just bastard coated bastards with bastard filling.
3) It's not the fall that hurts - it's the stop at the end. (I have personal knowledge of this universal truth)
4) The early bird may get the worm - but the second mouse gets the cheese.
5) Not all who wander are lost.
6) Inside every old person there's a young person wondering what the fuck happened.
7) Don't die wondering.

Cheesy, yeah, do they work, hell yeah.
I wish I was double jointed. But I can only smoke one at a time... Sigh.

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Re: phrases of philosophy
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2008, 08:31:26 PM »
I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh limber ya know.
If they pee on your rug...



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Re: phrases of philosophy
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2008, 09:00:31 PM »
I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh limber ya know.
digitalbuddha, I'm of the same opinion. Drugs are my friend. I'm a poster child for "better living through chemistry" (I can't remember where I stole that from...)

I do have a helping hand in that department. Due to my close personal knowledge of #3 above, I've got an implanted morphine pump filled with happiness and sufentanyl (excellent modern morphine analog). So my mind's lumber all the time.

...er... "limber" all the time. (But I was thinking "limber as timber", so maybe "lumber" was right ...)  :-X
I wish I was double jointed. But I can only smoke one at a time... Sigh.

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Re: phrases of philosophy
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2008, 09:24:03 PM »
I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh limber ya know.
digitalbuddha, I'm of the same opinion. Drugs are my friend. I'm a poster child for "better living through chemistry" (I can't remember where I stole that from...)

I do have a helping hand in that department. Due to my close personal knowledge of #3 above, I've got an implanted morphine pump filled with happiness and sufentanyl (excellent modern morphine analog). So my mind's lumber all the time.

...er... "limber" all the time. (But I was thinking "limber as timber", so maybe "lumber" was right ...)  :-X

Mind if I burn a J?  ;D

If they pee on your rug...



"I could be just sitting at home with pee stains on my rug."

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Re: phrases of philosophy
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2008, 07:10:16 AM »
You mean coitus?
Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

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Re: phrases of philosophy
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2008, 06:07:57 PM »
  Lotta ins. Lotta outs.Lotta waht have yous.
                       
Dime Sandra.¡¡Que ridiculo!!

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Re: phrases of philosophy
« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2008, 03:35:46 PM »
FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!!!!
Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

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Re: phrases of philosophy
« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2008, 01:41:09 AM »
FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!!!!
Camel toe?  ;D
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Re: phrases of philosophy
« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2008, 10:45:38 AM »
FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!!!!

Calmer than you're
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Re: phrases of philosophy
« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2008, 09:43:29 AM »
FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!!!!

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Waving a gun around?
Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

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Re: phrases of philosophy
« Reply #14 on: July 12, 2008, 01:36:25 AM »
Calmer than you are.
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