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Re: My philosophy
« Reply #30 on: August 11, 2008, 07:54:27 PM »
Waldo has crashed into the god damn mountain.
If they pee on your rug...



"I could be just sitting at home with pee stains on my rug."

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Re: My philosophy
« Reply #31 on: August 12, 2008, 12:59:59 AM »
Brandt, give him the envelope

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Re: My philosophy
« Reply #32 on: August 12, 2008, 10:52:33 AM »
   Don't fuck with us.  If your Waldo owes money to Jackie Treehorn, that  means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.
Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

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Re: My philosophy
« Reply #33 on: August 12, 2008, 12:26:56 PM »
"Does it look like I'm married , man" (shows the moron his right hand)

"The toilet seats up, man" (with visible stain)

Now that's combat, eyeball to eyeball with the bowl

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Re: My philosophy
« Reply #34 on: August 12, 2008, 04:09:07 PM »
 
 I?ll say it again
Strikes and gutters, ups and downs
That fucking strumpet

 
Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

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Re: My philosophy
« Reply #35 on: August 12, 2008, 08:49:44 PM »
 
 I?ll say it again
Strikes and gutters, ups and downs
That fucking strumpet

 


Something inside me thinks that "Waldo" probably came from the gutters. That little strumpet.
If they pee on your rug...



"I could be just sitting at home with pee stains on my rug."

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Re: My philosophy
« Reply #36 on: August 12, 2008, 08:57:21 PM »
Take any rug in the house, it'll always tie the room together

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Re: My philosophy
« Reply #37 on: August 13, 2008, 12:15:10 PM »
Dude, uh, tomorrow is already the tenth.

Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

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Re: My philosophy
« Reply #38 on: October 15, 2008, 03:16:13 PM »
Far out.
Is there a Ralph's around here?

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Re: My philosophy
« Reply #39 on: October 17, 2008, 12:42:17 AM »
Fuckin' A
Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

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Re: My philosophy
« Reply #40 on: October 17, 2008, 12:29:32 PM »
I'd appreciate it if you would come, and, uh, give me notes.
Is there a Ralph's around here?

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Re: My philosophy
« Reply #41 on: February 10, 2010, 06:10:42 AM »
I think that my philosophy would be a good one but a common one... shit happens c'mon its a classic but also i kinda have say i'm gonna have another joint its great and it works. it turned me into a dude

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Re: My philosophy
« Reply #42 on: February 10, 2010, 06:38:44 AM »
yeah, and add to that to never look directly into the sun, or a fat woman.
Stop thinking too uptight, just take it easy and abide.

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Re: My philosophy
« Reply #43 on: February 10, 2010, 12:50:42 PM »
My dudeist philosophy is simple ...."all is as it's meant to be"

It's a mantra with me and works for everything I come across...lose a job or a girl or even your joint...say the words and then think of the terrible possibilities that may have happened if you'd stayed in the job or with the girl or smoked the weed.

It works for the good stuff too...like getting an unexpected day off or meeting a hot chick or finding a bunch of weed....

All is as it's meant to be

Hey dudes...abide...love n light
Love is like a butterfly it goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes. :)

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Re: My philosophy
« Reply #44 on: February 10, 2010, 03:37:54 PM »
How about: "All is as it isn't meant to be, but fuck it"?
Stop thinking too uptight, just take it easy and abide.

 

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