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My philosophy
« on: March 05, 2007, 11:47:30 AM »
As the blurb on this thread suggests, it's for people to share their own philosophies when it comes to Dudeism. I'd like to do so with my own, if you're not into the whole brevity thing...

My own philosophy on life was kinda like an epiphany. It came to me when I was watching Star Trek : The Next Generation one day about ten years ago. I'd had a few j's... well, more than a few actually, and I love TNG. But there I was, staring at Riker commanding the battle bridge against his newly-assimilated former captain, and it came to me.

At the end of the day, it's all bollocks.

For the puzzled, bollocks is an amazingly versatile British word and an explanation of it can be found here.

Not on the rug, man...

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Re: My philosophy
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2007, 08:31:08 PM »
yeah. bollocks. if the dude was british, he would have said "ah, bollocks" instead of "fuck it." as the upanishads said 4000 years ago "truth is one, the sages speak of it by many names." Same goes for bollocks.

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Re: My philosophy
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2007, 04:29:17 PM »
I was was thinking that the dude, if he were in fact a Brit, would say something like "ahh bugger it."
If they pee on your rug...



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Re: My philosophy
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2007, 08:45:09 PM »
I was was thinking that the dude, if he were in fact a Brit, would say something like "ahh bugger it."

Bugger it, let's go bowling
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Re: My philosophy
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2008, 05:08:25 PM »
I was was thinking that the dude, if he were in fact a Brit, would say something like "ahh bugger it."

Brits don't use the word fuck? how the fuck could someone NOT use the word fuck?? ???  :o

FUCK!!

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Re: My philosophy
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2008, 08:03:22 AM »
Okay Dude.  I can see you don't want to be cheered up here. C'mon Donny, let's go get us a lane.

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Re: My philosophy
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2008, 11:40:00 AM »
Ah yeah i understand, Bollocks is a pair of testicles or something like that.
In the parlance of my land a pair of testicles are "balls" and the bollocks are "Boludos".
Maybe Jesus Quintana knows something about this
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Re: My philosophy
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2008, 11:19:46 PM »
Ah yeah i understand, Bollocks is a pair of testicles or something like that.
In the parlance of my land a pair of testicles are "balls" and the bollocks are "Boludos".
Maybe Jesus Quintana knows something about this

That creep can roll, man.
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Re: My philosophy
« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2008, 08:11:28 AM »
 Yeah, but he's a fucking pervert.
       
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Re: My philosophy
« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2008, 02:15:50 PM »
Yeah, but he's a fucking pervert.
       
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Re: My philosophy
« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2008, 01:32:41 AM »
Fuck it, lets go bowling.
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Re: My philosophy
« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2008, 09:53:49 PM »
Well, certainly that's a possibility, Dude--
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Re: My philosophy
« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2008, 02:51:14 AM »
i dunno, "bollocks" confuses me, i dont like using a word that means testicles in a negative way, i happen to value my testicles very highly and my johnson too, i dont need your fuckin sympathy, i need my bollocks and my johnson!

am i wrong?
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Re: My philosophy
« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2008, 09:41:50 AM »
 What do you need that for, Turtle?
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Re: My philosophy
« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2008, 04:40:01 PM »
i dunno, "bollocks" confuses me, i dont like using a word that means testicles in a negative way, i happen to value my testicles very highly and my johnson too, i dont need your fuckin sympathy, i need my bollocks and my johnson!

am i wrong?
bollocks does have a negative connotation, but oddly, if something is referred to as "the dogs bollocks" it means something that is really good... go figure
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