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headiebean

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Dudeist Counseling
« on: February 19, 2008, 10:44:38 PM »
as an official dudeist priest, i hereby offer my services to all those of dudeist faith.... 



questioning your faith? 
have you lost the will to abide?   
trouble applying the principles of duderonomy to your everyday life? 



the dude is in...  leave a message... thanks man
« Last Edit: February 19, 2008, 11:16:51 PM by headiebean »
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Re: Dudeist Counseling
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2008, 12:23:14 AM »
the dude is still in.... leave a message... thanks, man.
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Re: Dudeist Counseling
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2008, 08:03:16 PM »
the dude is still in.... leave a message... thanks, man.

You got any Kahlua?
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Re: Dudeist Counseling
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2008, 07:13:41 PM »

i'll say it again... did I urinate on your rug?
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Re: Dudeist Counseling
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2008, 10:17:55 PM »

i'll say it again... did I urinate on your rug?

No, like I said, Woo peed on the dude's rug.
If they pee on your rug...



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Re: Dudeist Counseling
« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2008, 12:59:09 PM »
Did I urinate on your rug?
The dude is in.
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Re: Dudeist Counseling
« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2008, 01:55:46 PM »
pass the Kahlua over here...
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Re: Dudeist Counseling
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2009, 08:37:19 PM »
I've had a fish-dude offering counseling for years:  www.geocities.com/fullhappyish
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Re: Dudeist Counseling
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2009, 11:29:48 PM »
How can I, as a new convert and freshly sanctified priest help others to abide? Any suggestions on showing the many Christians, Jews, and Muslims in the SoCal area how to abide without offending their admittedly heightened sensitivities?
keep it lit...
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Re: Dudeist Counseling
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2009, 03:25:25 AM »
How can I, as a new convert and freshly sanctified priest help others to abide? Any suggestions on showing the many Christians, Jews, and Muslims in the SoCal area how to abide without offending their admittedly heightened sensitivities?
keep it lit...

Don't preach, never fucking preach. Just let your friends see the dude in you. Abide and they will see it. Just mark it eight and never live in the fucking past.
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Re: Dudeist Counseling
« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2009, 10:37:15 AM »
Don't preach, never fucking preach. Just let your friends see the dude in you. Abide and they will see it. Just mark it eight and never live in the fucking past.
Good advice man, but its a hard impulse to overcome. When you get a bit of truth you just gotta have it without throwing it around I guess. Food for thought.
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Re: Dudeist Counseling
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2009, 12:16:38 AM »
Don't preach, never fucking preach. Just let your friends see the dude in you. Abide and they will see it. Just mark it eight and never live in the fucking past.
Good advice man, but its a hard impulse to overcome. When you get a bit of truth you just gotta have it without throwing it around I guess. Food for thought.

Fucking eh, man. We can all abide.
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Re: Dudeist Counseling
« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2009, 04:39:02 PM »
When you get a bit of truth...

That's just like, your opinion, man.   8)
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Re: Dudeist Counseling
« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2009, 07:22:00 PM »
When you get a bit of truth...

That's just like, your opinion, man.   8)

I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention.
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Re: Dudeist Counseling
« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2009, 10:50:23 PM »
When you get a bit of truth...

That's just like, your opinion, man.   8)

I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention.

S'alright.  I wasn't either.

For my two cents, I advise waiting.  Just abide, allow your chillination to exude.  Someone will, at some point, maybe, ask, "Dude!  How do you do it?  How do you smile with such calm through this shit?"  That's when they actually want to converse about abiding. 
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