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Fudge packer is definitely not the preferred nomenclature! Peace
Quote from: el Jackson on July 05, 2012, 03:08:11 AMI thought he just checked his testicles and maybe extracted a semen sample via prostate massage.Nah dude, he was about to bang Maude (you know, the whole little Lebowski going on) and it would appear that Maude didn't want to waste her time having zesty coitus with the Dude if he was shooting blanks. He was there to check his ammo and make sure he could sire a little dude for Maude to raise. Not that Maude wanted to see the Dude socially, you understand. As far as the Dude was concerned, he was just helping his lady friend conceive, man. There was no gay thing involved in it. As far as we know, the Dude has his toast butter side up, mang. There is no evidence in TBL to the contrary.
I thought he just checked his testicles and maybe extracted a semen sample via prostate massage.
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