Author Topic: So, he's bi, right? (Read 15851 times)

greatspiritmonk · « **Reply #45 on:** March 18, 2010, 04:40:25 AM »

Saddam in a G-string or Brandt in some sort of french maid outfit?

Far out man!

meekon5 · « **Reply #46 on:** March 18, 2010, 07:00:09 AM »

Sorry I do have to ask, why is this important. I personally don't care a toss what his sexual orientation is. In fact my own sexual orientation only becomes your business when i try to share it with you on a one-to-one basis (or other multiples, an old dude can dream).

I actually feel slightly sorry for people who introduce themselves as "hi I'm Gay". i introduce myself as a Poet, or Artist, or philosopher. It just seems that someone who introduces themselves by stating their sexuality, puts sex first. Which is a shame as there is so much more to life (though it is nice).

Sorry lost my train of thoughts there.

The Strumpet · « **Reply #47 on:** March 20, 2010, 04:39:44 PM »

Quote from: greatspiritmonk on March 18, 2010, 04:40:25 AM

Saddam in a G-string or Brandt in some sort of french maid outfit?
Far out man!

Oh, thank you sooo much for that visual.

Bartender · « **Reply #48 on:** March 23, 2010, 11:51:09 AM »

Quote from: greatspiritmonk on March 18, 2010, 04:40:25 AM

Saddam in a G-string or Brandt in some sort of french maid outfit?
Far out man!

Thanks far fucking out!

Rev.Wendy aka The Dude a-Rides · « **Reply #49 on:** April 25, 2010, 06:00:08 PM »

ROFL excellent poem

Dudes, he is SO aBIdingly BI.
how else did the doc get a semen sample?
"so...the doctor"
when finding out Maude was trying to concieve?
did the Dude "lower his pants" and jerk off manually into a cup? maybe
he seemed purty durned happy on his ride home singing along to "my back door"
COME ON!

meekon5 · « **Reply #50 on:** April 26, 2010, 04:01:27 AM »

Quote from: Whiteheart on April 25, 2010, 06:00:08 PM

ROFL excellent poem

Dudes, he is SO aBIdingly BI.
how else did the doc get a semen sample?
"so...the doctor"
when finding out Maude was trying to concieve?
did the Dude "lower his pants" and jerk off manually into a cup? maybe
he seemed purty durned happy on his ride home singing along to "my back door"
COME ON!

There is a small group of nerves that are accessible through the anus it is used in veterinarian practice (particularly with gorillas and chimpanzees) where they electronically stimulate it http://www3.interscience.wiley.com/journal/110492315/abstract?CRETRY=1&SRETRY=0.

so the semen sample could be collected involuntarily by sticking a finger up the anus.

Robert the Dude · « **Reply #51 on:** April 26, 2010, 11:19:30 PM »

Is that what they call "milking the prostate"?

The Dude ain't much of a milkman, but he likes his half and half, and he likes his cream fresh.

Matt the Walrus · « **Reply #52 on:** April 26, 2010, 11:25:12 PM »

The dude still jerks off manually.

meekon5 · « **Reply #53 on:** April 27, 2010, 03:52:18 AM »

Quote from: Robert the Dude on April 26, 2010, 11:19:30 PM

Is that what they call "milking the prostate"?
...

I bow to your greater experience there, is that in that set of terms like cottaging?

greatspiritmonk · « **Reply #54 on:** May 13, 2010, 11:51:37 PM »

Sorry, I wasn't listening. Are we talking about what? Milk?

perfectlykevin · « **Reply #55 on:** May 14, 2010, 11:56:22 AM »

Doesn't something else happen in the scene prior to the doc.'s office? Doesn't something new come to light that has the Dude alot less worried about Nilists coming to cut off his Chonson? Something that Maude made reference to regarding Bunny, her whereabouts or what have you and the possibility that they threw a ringer for a ringer?

Am I worng???

Kev

Robert the Dude · « **Reply #56 on:** June 01, 2010, 02:47:49 PM »

Some new shit has come to light. In the driving scene where The Dude bangs the roof 3 times, it reminded me of that '70's song, "Knock Three Times". The dude in the song is trying to arrange an affair with the lady in the suite below his.
The chorus goes "Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me, twice on the pipe, if the answer is no."

Previously, when the cops visited Dude's place, the older cop was fondling The Dude's bowling pin pipe. He did not look friendly. He knocked the pipe twice on the ashtray. I guess the answer was no.

DigitalBuddha · « **Reply #57 on:** June 27, 2010, 12:21:21 AM »

Quote from: meekon5 on April 26, 2010, 04:01:27 AM

Quote from: Whiteheart on April 25, 2010, 06:00:08 PM
ROFL excellent poem

Dudes, he is SO aBIdingly BI.
how else did the doc get a semen sample?
"so...the doctor"
when finding out Maude was trying to concieve?
did the Dude "lower his pants" and jerk off manually into a cup? maybe
he seemed purty durned happy on his ride home singing along to "my back door"
COME ON!

There is a small group of nerves that are accessible through the anus it is used in veterinarian practice (particularly with gorillas and chimpanzees) where they electronically stimulate it http://www3.interscience.wiley.com/journal/110492315/abstract?CRETRY=1&SRETRY=0.

so the semen sample could be collected involuntarily by sticking a finger up the anus.

100% electronic?

meekon5 · « **Reply #58 on:** June 29, 2010, 06:22:00 AM »

Quote from: digitalbuddha on June 27, 2010, 12:21:21 AM

100% electronic?

100% tied up, drugged and electronic (stops to think about that for a minute, smiles).

Rev. RTCII · « **Reply #59 on:** June 30, 2010, 07:18:29 AM »

Ok dudes this thread has been purty durned amusing but I've got a bit of a medical background and I think I can shed some light on this...

All we can tell from what we saw in the movie was that the dude had a complete physical including an obvious reference to a prostate exam. Which when performed can cause not only an unwanted erection but can also cause ejaculation in some cases. Also, if we assume Maude had asked the Dr. to perform fertility testing it is sometimes normal for the Dr. to examine and even measure the testicles. And I'm sure it's no surprise for anyone to find out this is all highly unusual when the patients complaint is a bump on the head...lol

So I imagine most people would wonder why any Dr. no matter how good a man really needed to be that "thorough" which would lead to the dude making the connection when he realizes Maude's intent.

I personally don't see anything in the film that would imply he was bi-

But that's just like, my opinion, man.

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