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DigitalBuddha

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Re: $1000.00 oral copulation.
« Reply #15 on: August 12, 2010, 10:42:57 PM »
I'm new to this forum, so I'm not gonna go there.   I'll behave.   But yea, dudarino could totally get some for free....

Fuckin' eh, why buy a cow when the milk's free, I always say. Free is very dude like when helping your lady friend conceive, man.
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Re: $1000.00 oral copulation.
« Reply #16 on: March 02, 2011, 11:38:14 PM »
$1000 for a blow job?

Jeez, I'd let her blow me for half that.

Or have I missed something?

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Re: $1000.00 oral copulation.
« Reply #17 on: March 29, 2011, 10:56:00 PM »
she didnt SEE The Dude. or she would have had more awe and respect, she seemed to know him and discount him, i dont like bunny lebowski, man. maybe im just a wee jealous, the way he held her foot gets me wet.

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Re: $1000.00 oral copulation.
« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2011, 12:10:01 AM »
she didnt SEE The Dude. or she would have had more awe and respect, she seemed to know him and discount him, i dont like bunny lebowski, man. maybe im just a wee jealous, the way he held her foot gets me wet.

How ya gonna keep her down on the farm when she sees a thousand bones, or clams or what have you? And a hundred more if Brandt watches?  ;D
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Re: $1000.00 oral copulation.
« Reply #19 on: May 11, 2011, 04:43:12 PM »
But I was impressed with how the dude approached bunny..so fear..no apprehension about what she might think about him..he just stops and appreciates her umm...assets in a very un-self conscious way... very Tao..just flowed with his natural inclinations....notice he made no effort to bed Maude..happened...effortless flow. Of course he's not uncomfortable with the word vagina is he...

how many times have I seen a painfully hot young beauty and just wanted to lower my shades with a mischievous leer and say something like.."hey...just..ya know..thank you...your hotness has brightened my day and i just thought you should know in case no one else shows appreciation for said hotness..impossible as that may seem...Thank you!"

But I would probably lose my Chonson somehow....of course maybe I would end up fucking a stranger in the....
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