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$1000.00 oral copulation.
« on: January 31, 2010, 10:34:36 PM »
Mystery. Why is the name "Ray" on Donny's bowling shirt? Bowling scene right after the dude receives Bunny's invite for $1000.00 oral copulation.

Anyone have any thoughts?
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Re: $1000.00 oral copulation.
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2010, 01:21:33 AM »
Why does the Dudes bowling shirt at the mortuary say Art?
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Re: $1000.00 oral copulation.
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2010, 01:51:26 AM »
Mystery. Why is the name "Ray" on Donny's bowling shirt? Bowling scene right after the dude receives Bunny's invite for $1000.00 oral copulation.

Anyone have any thoughts?
Is that the orange shirt? I love orange, it's such a sunny, happy color. Kinda lost my train of thought there. Who the fuck is Ray? Is this a, what dei is this?
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Re: $1000.00 oral copulation.
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2010, 01:59:37 AM »
Why does the Dudes bowling shirt at the mortuary say Art?
When Cynthia left Walter for Marty Ackerman, Walter gave her clothes to The Dude.

The colors are interesting. Gold and brown, that might bear some significance.

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Re: $1000.00 oral copulation.
« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2010, 01:27:45 AM »
I think those dudes just wanted to save money for more bowling and oat sodas so they shopped for second-hand clothes.
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Re: $1000.00 oral copulation.
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2010, 10:42:50 AM »
I like to think of The Due and his friends to be quite thrifty (think of the urn).  They don't want to waste their money on the things that really don't matter in this world, like shirts and what have you.  I do the same, even though my preferred style is Hawaiian shirts.

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Re: $1000.00 oral copulation.
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2010, 12:23:54 AM »
Why does the Dudes bowling shirt at the mortuary say Art?

So I was thinking that the Dude, Donny and Walter all bought their bowling shirts at the Salvation Army or Good Will stores (hence the reason for other people's names on the shirts).

The Dude, being basically with no cash in his cash machine (other than that which is set aside for oral copulation opportunities), and Walter being a cheap son of a bitch. Not sure why Donny would other than doing as his friend's do. Shut the fuck up, Donny!!

Am I wrong? OK then! 

Fuck it, Buddha is heading for the Good Will store.........................................
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Re: $1000.00 oral copulation.
« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2010, 07:34:14 PM »
The Dude says fuck it and wears what he wears

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Re: $1000.00 oral copulation.
« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2010, 11:49:02 PM »
The Dude says fuck it and wears what he wears

You could call it dude like fashion. Fucking eh.
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Re: $1000.00 oral copulation.
« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2010, 02:40:03 PM »
$1000 for a blow job?

Jeez, I'd let her blow me for half that.

Or have I missed something?
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Re: $1000.00 oral copulation.
« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2010, 06:19:18 PM »
$1000 for a blow job?

Jeez, I'd let her blow me for half that.

Or have I missed something?
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« Reply #11 on: July 31, 2010, 01:47:31 PM »
I'll just go and find a cash machine.
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Re: $1000.00 oral copulation.
« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2010, 03:11:12 PM »
I don't know, even $500.00 for a BJ seems a bit excessive to me.  But that's just, like, my opinion, man.
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Re: $1000.00 oral copulation.
« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2010, 12:36:31 AM »
I don't know, even $500.00 for a BJ seems a bit excessive to me.  But that's just, like, my opinion, man.

I bet dudarino would have figured a dude-like way to get him some for free.
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Re: $1000.00 oral copulation.
« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2010, 10:38:41 PM »
I'm new to this forum, so I'm not gonna go there.   I'll behave.   But yea, dudarino could totally get some for free....
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