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Abideist

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Re: Dudeism and Bronies - An essay (read: extended rant)
« Reply #15 on: April 12, 2012, 12:01:43 AM »
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  • What the fuck is a bronie?

    And you wrote somethin bout my little pony? Like the shit my kid sister used to play with in the 80's? 

    For real, I couldn't read past that stuff. But I saw the picture at the bottom, and how long it was...and im just curious, but are you fucking jerking our chain man?

    You obviously spent a shit ton of time with this, so I'm not trying to offend you if your thing is...ponys. But yea, censorship is only approved if someone is being a intentional piss head and spamming.  For what it's worth if this is some bogus joke with you and your buds, good job with the picture. Unless it's just because kids these days are just really naturally gifted with computer image creation.

    anyway fuck it. enjoy dudeism, and as for making connections with your show, wait till you discover the bible or a stop sign, or something someone writes in a bathroom stall, or maybe a receipe for pancake mix...connections are everywhere dude.
    You're damned if you dude, you're damned if you don't.

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    Re: Dudeism and Bronies - An essay (read: extended rant)
    « Reply #16 on: April 12, 2012, 03:45:15 AM »
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  • If a mod or admin could lock/delete this thread, much appreciated.


    This is not the Dudeist way. We do not lock or delete threads if we can help it.

    Last time a thread was locked we lost half the community due to heavy flame wars that ensued.

    Don't worry femoman, just assume this is a community of high intellect, low concentration, short attention span special needs people.

    We're not one hundred percent Dudeism or Dudeist themes, but long articles about stuff do tend to confuse the inmates.

    ;D
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    femoman

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    Re: Dudeism and Bronies - An essay (read: extended rant)
    « Reply #17 on: April 12, 2012, 07:17:23 AM »
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  • Don't worry femoman, just assume this is a community of high intellect, low concentration, short attention span special needs people.

    We're not one hundred percent Dudeism or Dudeist themes, but long articles about stuff do tend to confuse the inmates.


    Du(de)ly noted. High intellect, low concentration. Got it.

    What the fuck is a bronie?

    And you wrote somethin bout my little pony? Like the shit my kid sister used to play with in the 80's? 

    For real, I couldn't read past that stuff. But I saw the picture at the bottom, and how long it was...and im just curious, but are you fucking jerking our chain man?

    No joke man, it's for real. Long story short, the latest reboot to the series has become ridiculously popular, and with pretty much the exact opposite of who you'd expect.

    And that screenshot is genuine too: Scene in a bowling alley, one character gets a bit too over zealous with their ball, and it nearly takes Donny, Walter and Dude's heads off. I can proably provide the clip if you want further proof.

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    Re: Dudeism and Bronies - An essay (read: extended rant)
    « Reply #18 on: April 12, 2012, 09:15:48 AM »
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  • And that screenshot is genuine too: Scene in a bowling alley, one character gets a bit too over zealous with their ball, and it nearly takes Donny, Walter and Dude's heads off. I can proably provide the clip if you want further proof.

    Now that I want to see, TBL in a ponies film.

    Almost as good as one character in Phineas and Ferb turning to the screen and addressing the audience directly and the other character say to him "What have I told you about not breaking the fourth wall".

    Or a character in Samurai Pizza Cats jumping down off a roof and a child saying "weren't you worried about falling?" the Samurai pizza cat saying "Samurai always land on their feet" and the kid saying "Not in Kurosawa films they don't!".

    I love stuff in kids programs that you know the kids are never going to understand (the last one a few grownups I know didn't understand it either).
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    femoman

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    Re: Dudeism and Bronies - An essay (read: extended rant)
    « Reply #19 on: April 12, 2012, 01:34:26 PM »
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  • Now that I want to see, TBL in a ponies film.


    http://youtu.be/nR6xlOZZRyY
    There ya go. From the start up to about the 30 second mark is their scene. Though Pony!Jesus Quintana's presence does kinda raise some eyebrows, seeing as those three fillies are pretty much the pony equivalent of 6-8 year-olds, dude.

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    I love stuff in kids programs that you know the kids are never going to understand (the last one a few grownups I know didn't understand it either).


    Well then you might like this show. Looking through it so far, I've seen shoutouts to, among other things, Big Lebowski, James Bond, Sherlock Holmes, Murder on the Orient Express, I Love Lucy, The Benny Hill Show, Sunday In The Park With George, Into The Woods, David Bowie, Blazing Saddles, Jaws, Gone With The Wind, 127 Hours, Seinfeld, The Music Man, St. Elsewhere, The Great Escape, Metal Gear Solid...In fact, I'll just link you to the TVTropes page of shoutouts and parodies in the show and let ya see for yourself.
    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/ShoutOut/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic

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    « Reply #20 on: April 12, 2012, 02:18:06 PM »
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  • I cant tell you how many of my sisters My Little Ponies were killed off like Bison by my GI Joes. They all went to the plastic dog food factory.
    take the four dollars!

    femoman

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    Re: Dudeism and Bronies - An essay (read: extended rant)
    « Reply #21 on: April 12, 2012, 02:55:57 PM »
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  • I cant tell you how many of my sisters My Little Ponies were killed off like Bison by my GI Joes. They all went to the plastic dog food factory.
    Hey, as long as they were from the older generations (as in pre-2010), I'm not complaining.

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    Re: Dudeism and Bronies - An essay (read: extended rant)
    « Reply #22 on: April 12, 2012, 03:46:41 PM »
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  • Is this the sort of thing you're blathering about?

    NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK

    http://s1.postimage.org/xq6yn0ox9/ulorinsaddled_pony_06_11_10_1.jpg

    I think I could become a fan! :)
    « Last Edit: April 13, 2012, 05:08:36 AM by Caesar dude »
    Love is like a butterfly it goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes. :)

    Abideist

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    Re: Dudeism and Bronies - An essay (read: extended rant)
    « Reply #23 on: April 12, 2012, 05:59:47 PM »
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  • I cant tell you how many of my sisters My Little Ponies were killed off like Bison by my GI Joes. They all went to the plastic dog food factory.

    Excellent...But it seems there were some survivors. it's now your new mission and patriotic duty to see this next generation...is the last. Carry on.

    Is this the sort of thing you're blathering about?

    http://s1.postimage.org/xq6yn0ox9/ulorinsaddled_pony_06_11_10_1.jpg

    I think I could become a fan! :)

     never look a gift horse in the mouth...thank you sir!
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    meekon5

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    Re: Dudeism and Bronies - An essay (read: extended rant)
    « Reply #24 on: April 13, 2012, 12:08:27 AM »
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  • Is this the sort of thing you're blathering about?

    http://s1.postimage.org/xq6yn0ox9/ulorinsaddled_pony_06_11_10_1.jpg

    I think I could become a fan! :)


    Sorry, I have no problems with the picture (and agree if thats the pony I'm all for it) but could we please include a "Not Suitable For The Office" (NSFTO) warning on this sort of link please. Luckily I looked at it at home, unfortunately if I'd opened that at work and someone else had seen it I would now be looking for a new job.

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    Re: Dudeism and Bronies - An essay (read: extended rant)
    « Reply #25 on: April 13, 2012, 05:09:14 AM »
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  • Sorry Meekon...I modified the post.
    Love is like a butterfly it goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes. :)

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    « Reply #26 on: April 13, 2012, 06:40:22 AM »
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  • Sorry Meekon...I modified the post.

    No problems Caesar. We've (the forum generally) had discussions about the fact a few of us look at this forum from work.
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