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What You're Blathering About / Live Long and Prosper
« Last post by Bubba_Ho_Tep98 on Today at 02:27:07 PM »
Today is a sad day, indeed, dudes. Leonard Nimoy has passed away at 83. I have only seen some of the original Star Trek and some of The Next Generation. But I have seen the new movies, which he was in. I dig his work. Anyways, lets never forget this great dude. RIP, dude.

General Comments / Re: Any of you dudes play golf?
« Last post by Hominid on Today at 02:19:35 PM »
Is it me, or have things got really fucking uptight around here?  IMHO, if this here forum needs to be sanitised for politically correct at-work viewing, we've missed the whole point of taking it easy.  If that's what all you admins want, I'd like to know...  Otherwise, please chill out.
A sad day. Science fiction has lost one of its icons, and the world has lost a beautiful human being. His was one of a few Twitter accounts I follow, he was always sharing his philosophy and art with the world.

As a kid I loved the character of Mr Spock. Something about the way he was able to remain calm, centred and rational in the face of everything, whilst always staying true to his comrades, really connected with me.

His final tweet was perfect. "A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. Live Long, and Prosper."

RIP sir.
General Comments / Re: Any of you dudes play golf?
« Last post by Bluedude on Today at 02:00:49 PM »
Oh and finally you put up a picture that you had Photoshopped that made it look like a group of women were giving you a blow job.

Your first insinuation was mildly irritating, however calling me a lair is totally un-Dude like and you should apologize. I am on the path, I never lie.

I did NOT photoshop a picture to make it look like I was getting a BJ, I did not shop it at all. It appears you are not only rude but perhaps blind.
Maybe (unless you delete this) you can let the community decide if this picture is shopped to make it look like I am getting a BJ?
Only addition was I painted shades (on me), they have been removed.

I am at work, with a cup of Joe, the Gals had just come in from a smoke break, note the jackets. They are lined up on the Pool table begging me to make them breakfast, I cook a mean omelet.
Yes, I actually ran a club for a couple of years and still am a "special guest" bartender in the summer or when needed. I have plenty of safe pictures and I would be happy to let you know when I am working, the number, etc. Married 25 years and squarest guy in the club (first one I have even been in) I was hired because I am a Pro and stripper Kryptonite, in other words the opposite of "your term", I am the only adult in the room at work. My job is to oversee not get BJ's (Dying to insert a further comment but know better)

A Dude would never photoshop himself into a picture with women. Much like a Dude would never suggest such a thing of a Dude, he would just say his piece. I have said my piece and await a proper banning but, please don't call me a lair, misogynist or late for supper.

jgiffin; I got your joke, it was fine but be fearful of being labeled a misogynist. :-X
Ever in N. MI. look me up I'll get us out on the Legend at Shanty for cart fee. 
Movies / Ted2
« Last post by BikerDude on Today at 12:22:57 PM »
That sux.
Hopefully they will scatter the ashes like they did with Scotty.
Or better yet put him in a long black pill shaped coffin like they used on the Enterprise and shoot him off into the cosmos.
I mean that respectfully.
Damn! This is so weird- for whatever reason he popped into my head while I was at work yesterday. I'm not even into Star Trek either, so I don't know why I even thought of him.
That's a bummer man, rest in peace Mr. Spock.
Just heard this on the radio:

Quote from: BBC

US actor Leonard Nimoy, who played Mr Spock in the cult sci-fi series Star Trek, has died at the age of 83 in Los Angeles, his family has said.

As  trekkie myself this saddens me.

RIP Leonard.

Also Obituary: Leonard Nimoy.
That interesting, man. I haven't seen anything that links the dead sea scrolls with the Jesus. The link was cool but I didn't see it there, either. Anyway, I understand the scrolls consists mostly of passages from the torah.

Of course, the new testaments (a/k/a the Happy Fun Time Jebus Show) are, to a large extent, built on the supposed fulfillment of prophecies from the torah. I wouldn't be surprised if the scrolls' alleged references to the J-man were predicated on the same spurious assumptions (e.g., "look, a dude on a mule coming through the gates - it must be the lord!" or "the chick said she didn't lie with anyone - god did it!" or "well, he was crucified - it aint like they do that regularly is it?").*

* Yeah, I didn't even make up these examples. The original sources are sufficiently ridiculous. See, Zechariah 9:9, Gen. 3:15, and Psalm 22:16-18.

On the contradictions and inconsistencies.
And of course..

General Discussion / Sad to see it go
« Last post by BikerDude on Today at 10:01:44 AM »
The warthog is being retired.
Head is bowed.
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A good day to abide... ;D


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