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Human Paraquat / The Divide
« Last post by BikerDude on February 11, 2016, 11:40:18 AM »
General Discussion / A new level of cool
« Last post by BikerDude on February 11, 2016, 08:34:46 AM »

If anybody deserves it, the man in black does.

Folsom Prison Blues
I hear the train a comin'
It's rollin' 'round the bend,
And I ain't seen the sunshine
Since, I don't know when
I'm stuck in Folsom Prison
And time keeps draggin' on
But that train keeps a-rollin'
On down to San Antone

When I was just a baby
My Mama told me, "Son
Always be a good boy
Don't ever play with guns, "
But I shot a man in Reno
Just to watch him die
When I hear that whistle blowin'
I hang my head and cry

I bet there's rich folks eatin'
In a fancy dining car
They're probably drinkin' coffee
And smokin' big cigars
Well I know I had it comin'
I know I can't be free
But those people keep a-movin'
And that's what tortures me

Well, if they freed me from this prison
If that railroad train was mine
I bet I'd move it on a little
Farther down the line
Far from Folsom Prison
That's where I want to stay
And I'd let that lonesome whistle
Blow my blues away
General Discussion / Re: Deadpool
« Last post by BikerDude on February 11, 2016, 08:12:02 AM »
I'm probably picking low hanging fruit as well, but I have a feeling Johnny Manziel is not long for this world. 

Certainly not long for the NFL.
General Discussion / Re: Definition of an hour wasted
« Last post by BikerDude on February 11, 2016, 08:11:02 AM »
Uplifting lyrics, eh?  :o  It does make ya' wonder how different his life might have been if he'd landed a recording contract back then.  Or maybe he still would have gone off the rails; he really doesn't strike me as being the "stable" type.

Oh he just would have killed a lot more people.
He is whacked. Big time.
But it doesn't make him any less of a hoot to listen to.
Henry Rollins had a long time correspondence with him.
He produced an album for him.
?He wrote me a letter out of the blue once and he said, ?I saw you on MTV and I thought you were pretty cool?.

?So we corresponded a few times in 1984; I?d just tell him about what we were doing with our new record and he?d send back semi-lucid responses.

?He made references to The Beach Boys stealing his ideas, which sounded like sour grapes, and told me to tell everybody else to take care of wildlife. That must have been the old hippy in him talking.?

Rollins outlined that he was very young when he started corresponding with Manson?who was sentenced to life in 1971 for the infamous Manson Family Murders which took place two years earlier.

?At the time I was very young and having him write me letters made me feel very intense and heavy,? he said. ?I?d always know I?d have a letter in my PO Box from him because the woman behind the counter at the post office would give you this awful look.

?His letters would always have swastikas on them so they were easy to spot.?
General Discussion / Re: Deadpool
« Last post by RustyMarmot on February 11, 2016, 08:09:41 AM »
I'm probably picking low hanging fruit as well, but I have a feeling Johnny Manziel is not long for this world. 
General Discussion / A very cool Dude
« Last post by BikerDude on February 11, 2016, 06:35:48 AM »
Henry Rollins.
He's become more and more of a true dude over the years.
Great interview.
Technology / Re: Lord knows where we go from here.
« Last post by BikerDude on February 11, 2016, 06:21:12 AM »
The problem with health care is how ridiculously "inefficient" it is.
Which of course is another way of saying that a large portion of what we pay goes in the pocket of insurance companies rather than resulting in actual treatment.

We have a thriving ever expanding gold mine called the Health Insurance industry and we have sub-par coverage. Do that math.

The strategy is exactly the same as always. "Fuck em till they bleed and blame it on your worst enemy."
The only hope for the middle class is to get organized and take back government.
Otherwise we will just have zero representation and no place at the table.
We'll be last at the trough forever.

As far as the "election".

Technology / Re: Lord knows where we go from here.
« Last post by Hominid on February 10, 2016, 10:05:08 PM »
As hard as it is, you just gotta say "Fuck it" Dude.  Buddhists hold that bettering oneself in turn betters the world.  You can only be concerned with your own microcosm of the universe and hope that those around you pick up from your example.  Attachment, even to despair and hopelessness just adds to your own suffering.   Change what you can, let go of what you cant, and be good to the people around you.  Nature works itself out in time.

Sage advice.  Hits the nail on the head. 
General Discussion / Re: Definition of an hour wasted
« Last post by Reverend Al on February 10, 2016, 09:35:10 PM »
Uplifting lyrics, eh?  :o  It does make ya' wonder how different his life might have been if he'd landed a recording contract back then.  Or maybe he still would have gone off the rails; he really doesn't strike me as being the "stable" type.
General Discussion / Re: Deadpool
« Last post by Reverend Al on February 10, 2016, 09:21:53 PM »
I'd bet Lindsay Lohan will be dead before Bieber or Cyrus, but give it even odds between Lohan and Sheen.  And you just know that someone somewhere in Vegas has odds on whether or not all of these nitwits will survive 2016.
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January 28, 2016, 03:31:30 PM
?Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day. You shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense.? Ralph Waldo Emerson


January 25, 2016, 05:35:48 AM
If a dude shouts in the forest, do the trees hear it? ... er...uh, uh.. If a bear shits in the woods does it smell? um, well... awe Nevermind man, too many strands...

Rev. Ron

December 28, 2015, 09:33:28 AM
I nominate the late, great Meadowlark Lemon of the Harlem Globetrotters. "My destiny was to make people happy". He missed just one game in 24 years, playing in over 100 countries.


November 23, 2015, 04:36:11 PM
How fucking awesome is this Walter :)

Rev Nicholas Rehfeldt

November 17, 2015, 06:11:16 PM
.....I've never noticed this before, has it always been here?

Brother Seamus

August 20, 2015, 08:39:53 AM
A "shout box" sounds very undude, more Walter-ish to be honest...


July 27, 2015, 02:11:15 AM
Oh gosh these messages will last here for months e_e


July 17, 2015, 02:57:37 PM
PS: sorry for precedent shout, in my country it's allowed ^^


July 17, 2015, 12:36:07 PM
Icy and pear perfumed beer... sweet sticky marocco hash... and 93? F / reasons to slack.
Something tells me it's gonna be a good night.


May 17, 2015, 11:29:54 PM
fucking great weekend slacking!


April 25, 2015, 04:17:55 AM
Good morning Dudes!   :D

Chaplain K

April 14, 2015, 11:24:24 PM
Finishing off a gin and tonic... life is pretty darn good!


April 13, 2015, 12:36:17 AM
Slacking off in dude like laziness all day. It doesn't get any better.


April 10, 2015, 06:30:43 AM
hi guys


April 10, 2015, 06:30:43 AM
hi guys


April 07, 2015, 08:20:51 AM
Argh Suggest me some war movies to watch :D


April 07, 2015, 08:06:45 AM
hey how can i post links ? Do i need something ?


April 05, 2015, 06:01:57 AM
nothing lasts forever dude

Pei Mei

April 03, 2015, 04:57:28 PM
How do you stay dude on a hangover?


February 08, 2015, 04:10:05 AM
dude, thats fucked up, let the trees abide


January 22, 2015, 11:29:48 AM
The fuckers are cutting down my favorite shade tree by the fence to my backyard!! This aggression will stand man!!!

Rev Larry

January 18, 2015, 07:24:44 AM
Norman Greenbaum's "Spirit In The Sky" should be played in all Dude "Services," weddings, funerals, talks, etc
Rev Larry

Rev Larry

January 17, 2015, 02:44:46 PM
I nominate Betty White to "historical dudes (living). " She is just turning 93 and rocks like Gibralter !

Rev Larry

January 17, 2015, 06:21:03 AM
Where and how does a dude (ordained) ad an avatar ? Thanks Rev Larry :D


January 16, 2015, 05:26:51 PM
It's "Fuck it Friday"... let's get us a lane.


January 03, 2015, 04:03:59 PM
That rug really tied the room together, did it not?!


December 19, 2014, 12:20:29 PM
I just Bought a rug!


December 08, 2014, 07:14:34 PM
The God damned plane has crashed into the mountain!!...I just blew out my back right speaker in my ride!! Heading over to Pep Boys for a new set. Life goes on, man.


October 26, 2014, 07:11:50 AM
God damn it!! Is there a Ralph's anywhere near?


October 21, 2014, 04:20:08 AM
Today, I was the laziest man in Los Angeles county.


October 15, 2014, 04:03:23 AM
Fuck it, dudes, I'm going bowling!


September 19, 2014, 05:39:07 AM
Take 'er easy, Dude...

Chaplain K

August 31, 2014, 05:39:08 PM
Spent some Dude time out by the apartment pool with a disguised oat soda... Nice way to spend a few hours on a Labor Day weekend, eh? Abide!  ;)


August 18, 2014, 11:59:18 AM
Wow, I went crazy and made enough
 'art' to make an etsy store. check it out?


August 07, 2014, 06:12:21 PM
I just put a vintage bowling medallion on the cross end of an old rosary and do believe i've created my first dudeist priest accessories. yay me!


July 12, 2014, 09:59:32 AM

Red Back Dragon Dude

May 24, 2014, 09:16:54 PM


April 10, 2014, 03:37:02 AM
Many good vibes from Froggy land, dudes. Hope every thing rolls well for you.


April 02, 2014, 01:00:58 AM
I'm so lazy about coming here that even the "Recent Topics" module has failed me. I can't keep up.

Stumblin Stumbleweed

March 26, 2014, 05:46:19 AM
Member map? Trouble? Hell, yes. I just can't figure it out at all


March 07, 2014, 10:29:13 AM
Any Dudes having trouble adding to the member map?


March 06, 2014, 03:15:25 PM
Happy day of the dude everyone! :)


February 24, 2014, 01:29:18 PM
is this shoutbox thing new? it's pretty sweet


January 28, 2014, 10:49:07 PM
Good night

Masked Dude

January 15, 2014, 06:13:33 PM
OK, dudes, I'm out. I'm not going to stick around to be trolled and insulted.


December 09, 2013, 09:32:41 AM



November 14, 2013, 11:29:48 AM
Standing on the edge of reality...

(our company motto)

duderino supremo

November 07, 2013, 04:43:22 AM
*sound of whales*

Chaplain K

October 28, 2013, 09:31:18 AM
Dudes of the world unite! There's been some very un-Dude like behavior out there in the world...and this aggression will not stand! :) Let's teach our poly-ticians how to abide together! 8)


September 12, 2013, 09:09:20 AM
God damn! Me neither. I'm new. Well not really I took the Dudeism cloth a few years ago when I was in UK but never posted until now. Pax vobiscum! and dont forget that Dudemass is approaching.

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