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The Dudeocrat Party / American Dudes, Vote.
« Last post by SagebrushSage on October 20, 2016, 09:46:17 PM »
Maybe you don't care. Maybe you believe that the elections are rigged. Maybe you think that everyone running for office is equally bad. Maybe you think that your vote is statistically insignificant. This all might be true. But We the People of the United States of America got into this mess by being complacent in our civic duties. The corrupt establishment is our fault, and it's our job to fix it.

I voted, and so should you.

Human Paraquat / Re: If Clinton Wins, Evacuate America or Die.
« Last post by SagebrushSage on October 20, 2016, 02:17:58 PM »
A storm is composed of many raindrops. The common people, acting collectively, can accomplish great things.

Fear leads to paranoia. Paranoia leads to isolation. Isolation enables the wealthy and powerful to divide and conquer the people. This community can help to wash away the fear that grips us. Empowered by calm, the diverse and divided populace can make better decisions and work together for the common good.
Human Paraquat / Re: If Clinton Wins, Evacuate America or Die.
« Last post by thevideoartist on October 20, 2016, 01:04:50 PM »
Nothing to be sorry about man.  I just feel for you, it all sucks.  I know it's been tough for me to stay calm with this crazy election cycle, especially living in DC and working in media (not the mass media... I'll never touch news again, but I have filmed interviews with both these main candidates for special interest groups).  It's dumbfounding how stupid politics is.  It's truly become a game of appealing to the lowest common denominator votes and trying to look like the least corrupt of two essentially awful choices.  Standing in a room with either of them with a limber mind you realize they're both just really good at manipulating their target audience and it has little or nothing to do with what'll happen after they're in office.  It's just a game man, sucks that the pieces are millions of people and the players are sociopaths but it is just a game.

But at the end of the day I just had to start reminding myself, my life to date has not changed significantly one way or the other because of who's in office and as a white, straight male it probably won't.  Also I have to remember that if we end up in some sort of major conflict that ends up on our soil, I'm close enough to the capital that I'll be vaporized long before I could even give a shit.  So why give a shit?  Life goes on until it doesn't and if it doesn't then all our fucking troubles are over dude.

Now if we could just get the christians to actually believe that too... after all they are the ones who believe they get sweet digs and perfect bodies after death and rewards for whatever they suffer on earth, I don't know why they seem to be the ones most terrified of losing their cushy place of control in the world.  But now I'm off topic completely.

Anyways, take 'er easy dude.  There's no right or wrong way to feel about things but fretting about the shit we don't have control over is just exhausting.  I wish you the chillest of days dude.
Human Paraquat / Re: If Clinton Wins, Evacuate America or Die.
« Last post by SagebrushSage on October 20, 2016, 09:46:53 AM »
Yeah, there are a few approval layers in between the president ordering nukes and the nukes actually being fired. Neither Trump nor Clinton can destroy the world single-handedly. Also, trees and rocks everywhere admire Putin for his steadiness and even temperament. Why do I keep forgetting these things?

Eh. That's all I was concerned about. Sorry for getting PO'd at hearing a former cabinet member divulge beyond-top-secret classified information as a minor talking point on live TV. That sort of thing tends to be a bit alarming to us accountants and former accountants. My original career goal was to become a Certified Information Systems Auditor. I studied at college for 7 years as part of learning to audit computer security protocols, so the fact that Clinton is still considered a viable presidential candidate has been a bit disturbing to me.
Human Paraquat / Re: If Clinton Wins, Evacuate America or Die.
« Last post by thevideoartist on October 20, 2016, 07:50:03 AM »
Here's a few minutes of Clinton's own public statements, with some commentary. Hillary Clinton, in 2016, has called for military responses to the DNC hacks/leaks, which she blames on Russia, and for a more aggressive nuclear posture. Listen for yourself. If Clinton wins, evacuate or die.

Evacuate to where?  If your fears are indeed founded in reality, a nuclear conflict with Russia would end up leaving the planet scorched.  I don't think there's anything we could really do about it.  Elect Trump and he'll fire nukes at a 12 year old on twitter who says he has tiny hands... Elect Hilary and you've gotta deal with her style of doing things, which isn't always strictly legal or diplomatic... elect a 3rd party and it'd be nice but who knows.  I'm thinking though, we got Hilary and Trump because too many people made decisions based on fear instead of logic.  I don't think being scared, even if it's true, is going to lead to anything better in the world.

Nothing is fucked here dude... Whatever happens.  We abided that situation in Iraq, we abided that business in Korea with the chinamen, we abided Vietnam where there were no rules... we can abide whatever happens next.
Human Paraquat / Re: If Clinton Wins, Evacuate America or Die.
« Last post by Brother D on October 20, 2016, 03:40:07 AM »
We're fucked, you're fucked, they (warmongers and the corrupted) can get fucked!

To conquer the world, take It easy.
If you must do something,
Do a J
And let the world conquer itself.

Dude de Ching 48:3
Human Paraquat / Re: If Clinton Wins, Evacuate America or Die.
« Last post by SagebrushSage on October 20, 2016, 01:15:30 AM »
Watched the third debate live. Hillary Clinton just shared one the topmost of our top secrets, our response time from order to launch of nuclear ICBM's, during the debate. It's four minutes. I'm sure that they do drills for this, so the expected time required to carry out a nuclear order must be known with some certainty. Clinton would have been informed of this while she was Secretary of State.

This information has never been divulged before by any official state source. Naturally, the number will not be confirmed or denied. There are articles online that give values near this number, but always from original research, never an official, cabinet-level source.

Clinton is utterly incompetent, and is agitating for war with Russia. Again, if Hillary Clinton wins, evacuate or die.
Human Paraquat / If Clinton Wins, Evacuate America or Die.
« Last post by SagebrushSage on October 19, 2016, 03:45:31 PM »
Here's a few minutes of Clinton's own public statements, with some commentary. Hillary Clinton, in 2016, has called for military responses to the DNC hacks/leaks, which she blames on Russia, and for a more aggressive nuclear posture. Listen for yourself. If Clinton wins, evacuate or die.
The Dudeocrat Party / Re: Government Surveillance
« Last post by SagebrushSage on October 18, 2016, 08:13:08 PM »
Six words? Nah, you only need two words for a president to justify anything: prosecutorial discretion.
The Dudeocrat Party / Re: Government Surveillance
« Last post by Reverend Al on October 18, 2016, 05:47:33 PM »
The world truly is turning into "Idiocracy", isn't it?  I'd laugh hysterically if the U.S. Government actually named one of their surveillance ops "The Dick-Pic Program".  Here's a thought--if you don't want the U.S. Government to have photos of your genitals, don't take any photos of your genitals.  And don't go through the x-ray machines at the airports either.

Off-topic:  Back in the days before digital photography a friend worked at a local shop that developed photos.  They would regularly get film with photos of people in various states of undress, but by law weren't allowed to print photos that showed certain body parts--they would simply return the film to the customer with a note that explained why "those" photos weren't printed.  Of course, that didn't stop them from printing copies for their own amusement.  ;D

Back to the topic, I have difficulty getting all worked up about what the U.S. Government (or any government, for that matter) is doing without our direct knowledge.  First, because I'm not in a position to do anything about it.  Second, because there's a simple six-word phrase that pretty much allows them to do whatever they want anyway:  "In the interest of national security..."  They can justify it however they want to, but utter that simple phrase and all of our individual rights go right down the toilet.

By the way, for anyone who doesn't know, "Idiocracy" is a 2006 movie starring Luke Wilson and Maya Rudolph in which their characters are transported 500 years into Earth's future to discover the majority of mankind has de-evolved into having the I.Q. of a moron.  It's not a great movie, admittedly, but it's worth seeing at least once and is becoming more and more prophetic every day.
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