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Leninrocks244

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My fucking ladyfriend, man!
« on: January 20, 2012, 05:08:44 PM »
So I just had to let go of my ladyfriend of a few months because she wanted to date some other rug pisser she used to like in high school. She said she 'had' to do this otherwise she'd never get the opportunity again. First I told her to mark it zero because she crossed the line in the sand with that bullshit. After her rant on how it's not helping that I'm a jerk so I just put my shades on, said fuck it, and walked away. That was a few days ago, and I needed to get on here and rant about it to my fellow dudes. Fucking paraquat, man.

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Re: My fucking ladyfriend, man!
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2012, 06:29:48 PM »
Better off out of that relationship. Seems it didn't mean as much to her as it did to you.

Life goes on.
« Last Edit: January 20, 2012, 06:40:04 PM by meekon5 »
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Re: My fucking ladyfriend, man!
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2012, 06:29:56 PM »
I just put my shades on, said fuck it, and walked away.

That was the dude like thing to do. Dudely wise of you. I would suggest a followup of rolling a few on the lanes, a few burgers and a few beers...you know the rest.
If they pee on your rug...



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Re: My fucking ladyfriend, man!
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2012, 06:50:20 PM »
The dude did good!

Glad you didn't compromise yourself my friend. Stay strong dude.

Peace.
Love is like a butterfly it goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes. :)

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Re: My fucking ladyfriend, man!
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2012, 08:21:49 PM »
Better off out of that relationship. Seems it didn't mean as much to her as it did to you.

Life goes on.

No man, it didn't mean shit to her. Y'know she still wanted me in her life because I'm 'the most amazing guy she's ever met'. I can't be living in the fucking past, man.

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Re: My fucking ladyfriend, man!
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2012, 08:25:53 PM »
I just put my shades on, said fuck it, and walked away.

That was the dude like thing to do. Dudely wise of you. I would suggest a followup of rolling a few on the lanes, a few burgers and a few beers...you know the rest.

Thanks, Dude. I said my piece to her before we parted ways and I'm hoping she takes that shit with a grain of salt.

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Re: My fucking ladyfriend, man!
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2012, 01:31:50 PM »
Better off out of that relationship. Seems it didn't mean as much to her as it did to you.

Life goes on.

No man, it didn't mean shit to her. Y'know she still wanted me in her life because I'm 'the most amazing guy she's ever met'. I can't be living in the fucking past, man.

That's an endless spiral of pain, if I ever heard it. Yes you did the right thing.
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Re: My fucking ladyfriend, man!
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2012, 03:47:25 PM »
I cant be a Walter and live in the fucking past, man. Life goes on, Dude.

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Re: My fucking ladyfriend, man!
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2012, 03:49:55 PM »
I cant be a Walter and live in the fucking past, man. Life goes on, Dude.

Fuckin; eh, can't be worried about that shit, man.
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Re: My fucking ladyfriend, man!
« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2012, 04:51:25 PM »
I cant be a Walter and live in the fucking past, man. Life goes on, Dude.

Fuckin; eh, can't be worried about that shit, man.
Right on. I have more important shit to worry about than some paraquat right now.

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Re: My fucking ladyfriend, man!
« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2012, 05:03:56 PM »
There are 2 states of matrimony. Single or married.
If yer single there are no explanations necessary.
"Breaking up" or "Going out" or who knows what "Going steady"?
It's all silly.
Get the most out of the gift of every person's time and don't let BS hold you back.



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Re: My fucking ladyfriend, man!
« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2012, 05:06:06 PM »
But what if you love someone, Dude?

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Re: My fucking ladyfriend, man!
« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2012, 06:34:10 PM »
well if they love you back in the same way  then it's noble and good and you have to cherish what you have. If they don't then you have to let go.
Love is like a butterfly it goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes. :)

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Re: My fucking ladyfriend, man!
« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2012, 06:50:05 PM »
I know, Dude. I was just asking Bikerdude what his thoughts were  8)

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Re: My fucking ladyfriend, man!
« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2012, 03:44:20 AM »
No man, it didn't mean shit to her. Y'know she still wanted me in her life because I'm 'the most amazing guy she's ever met'. I can't be living in the fucking past, man.

Look on the bright side; from this post it sounds like you are a rare breed of guy that managed to break out of the friend zone. There aren't many guys in the world that can say that.

 

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