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My inner Walter was about to surface...
« on: September 08, 2017, 06:25:15 PM »
Dudes, I had a situation where my inner Walter was about to surface over a business deal (i.e., THOSE ARE FUCKING RULES!!), but I let my inner Dude come to the surface and I took er' easy.

A few burgers, a few beers; my troubles are over, dudes.
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Re: My inner Walter was about to surface...
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2017, 07:00:45 PM »
Well done, sir. I almost matched you today. A client (who is, by the way, entirely without fault in the underlying case) was being a self-defeating, ignorant, and self-important turd. And that's cool but, in this case, his position was also compromising his own defense. I tried explaining reality. No avail. He raised facts that weren't facts and legal positions that weren't legal. I tried redirecting things back towards reality. He insisted on staying in the never-never land he had created. I almost said "well, fuck it, you're clearly the expert since you're the one being sued for malpractice" but I didn't. So that's a small moral victory. But, after he hijacked the conversation three or four more times I said we clearly had differing views on the matter and that I'd relay his concerns to another attorney who could, perhaps, get on the same page with him. So, I basically extricated myself from the situation. Shame, too, because I could have won that sumbitch via dispositive motion in sixty days. But, fuck it, let's go bowling.

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Re: My inner Walter was about to surface...
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2017, 08:05:57 PM »
Well done, sir. I almost matched you today. A client (who is, by the way, entirely without fault in the underlying case) was being a self-defeating, ignorant, and self-important turd. And that's cool but, in this case, his position was also compromising his own defense. I tried explaining reality. No avail. He raised facts that weren't facts and legal positions that weren't legal. I tried redirecting things back towards reality. He insisted on staying in the never-never land he had created. I almost said "well, fuck it, you're clearly the expert since you're the one being sued for malpractice" but I didn't. So that's a small moral victory. But, after he hijacked the conversation three or four more times I said we clearly had differing views on the matter and that I'd relay his concerns to another attorney who could, perhaps, get on the same page with him. So, I basically extricated myself from the situation. Shame, too, because I could have won that sumbitch via dispositive motion in sixty days. But, fuck it, let's go bowling.

Well done, dude; I'll join you on the lanes. Another oat soda, Gary!
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Re: My inner Walter was about to surface...
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2017, 12:47:45 PM »
You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that, do you - on a weekday?

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Re: My inner Walter was about to surface...
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2017, 12:53:31 AM »
You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that, do you - on a weekday?

Is this...what day is this?
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Re: My inner Walter was about to surface...
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2017, 05:32:06 AM »
They told you to take any rug in the house?

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Re: My inner Walter was about to surface...
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2017, 06:10:59 AM »
Now so far we have, what appears to me, to be a series of victimess crimes.  Sounds to me like you did the right thing.  No sense in trying to represent someone who insists on shooting himself in the foot...or cutting off his own toe looking for a million dollars.  Fucking amateurs.
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Re: My inner Walter was about to surface...
« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2017, 07:05:55 PM »
They told you to take any rug in the house?


they said "With the money you can buy any rug you choose."
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Re: My inner Walter was about to surface...
« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2017, 07:06:56 PM »
Now so far we have, what appears to me, to be a series of victimess crimes.  Sounds to me like you did the right thing.  No sense in trying to represent someone who insists on shooting himself in the foot...or cutting off his own toe looking for a million dollars.  Fucking amateurs.

Fuckin' eh, I went bowling.
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Re: My inner Walter was about to surface...
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2017, 10:05:09 AM »
But Dude, you didn't make the fucking hand- off! 
They didn't get, the fucking money and they're gonna--
they're gonna--

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Re: My inner Walter was about to surface...
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2017, 02:55:55 PM »
But Dude, you didn't make the fucking hand- off! 
They didn't get, the fucking money and they're gonna--
they're gonna--

...that poor slut?  ;D
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