Author Topic: Dudeist church? (Read 3862 times)

TravisE · « **on:** January 07, 2010, 01:03:10 AM »

So, I was checking in for my doctor's appointment where I got diagnosed with (super) classic migraines, and given a prescription, when the gal behind the desk asked me about my dude-fish patch. After my spiel she asked if there were any local (San Francisco) Dudeist churches she could go to. I should have said, "Any bar that serves White Russians." Maybe next time.

not_exactly_a_lightweight · « **Reply #1 on:** January 08, 2010, 12:01:38 PM »

maybe by next time she will have seen the movie, and rattle off a quote like

"Could you slide your shorts down mister Lubbusski?"

TheManForHisTimeAndPlace · « **Reply #2 on:** January 21, 2010, 07:53:48 PM »

A Dudeist church would have to have four areas: bowling lanes, a bar, a Dudeitation room, and a movie room for people to reflect upon the teachings of the great Jeffrey Lebowski.

not_exactly_a_lightweight · « **Reply #3 on:** January 21, 2010, 07:58:15 PM »

Sounds good

Add in an Office for the Malibu Chief of Police. with lots of ceramic coffee cups.

Muzak system playing The Eagles, Creedence outside of the office

DirtDude · « **Reply #4 on:** January 21, 2010, 10:06:53 PM »

There are Dudeist Churches all over the world. It's unmistakable when you walk in and hear the melody of pins falling.

What's a church anyway? A physical structure where one seeks spiritual relief? A location where a congregation gathers? A place where the nature of the ineffable is contemplated? If it is any of these places, then a Dudeist Church would simply be a bowling alley, a Dudefest, or a living room with TBL playing on the television.

TheManForHisTimeAndPlace · « **Reply #5 on:** January 22, 2010, 10:06:02 PM »

I'm talking like a full-blown Dudeist church. Like, our Sistine Chapel. A swiss fuckin watch, man.

not_exactly_a_lightweight · « **Reply #6 on:** January 22, 2010, 11:48:07 PM »

Our Fucking Sistene Chapel. Thats fucking interesting.

Saint Donny, who loved to bowl.
Goodnight sweet prince.

leave one pin standing and you die. Its a cruel fucking world out there.

FuckinA · « **Reply #7 on:** January 23, 2010, 02:40:15 AM »

The word church comes from the word 'ekklesia', which means so much as 'gathering (of the faithfull)'. So in our case, a dudeist church would mean: 'gathering of dudes'.

Anyway, fuck it, let's go bowling.

TravisE · « **Reply #8 on:** January 23, 2010, 11:00:55 PM »

An Ekklesia of Dudes. I like it. Almost as snazzy as a Murder of Crows.

FuckinA · « **Reply #9 on:** January 26, 2010, 02:09:12 AM »

It does have a ring to it I agree. Let's keep it!

Take 'er easy!

Caesar dude · « **Reply #10 on:** February 11, 2010, 03:24:45 PM »

Quote

Almost as snazzy as a Murder of Crows.

Or a sadness of clowns.

TravisE · « **Reply #11 on:** February 11, 2010, 03:50:48 PM »

Quote from: Caesar dude on February 11, 2010, 03:24:45 PM

Quote
Almost as snazzy as a Murder of Crows.
Or a sadness of clowns.

I don't know if I should be happy or sad now. Obviously I need a Caucasian to mull 'er over.

Caesar dude · « **Reply #12 on:** February 11, 2010, 08:30:16 PM »

Hey man I'm sorry that I brought a furrow to yer brow...just abide dude.

RevWade · « **Reply #13 on:** February 11, 2010, 10:52:29 PM »

any dudeist church would need a full bowling alley, a grow room, and a cellar full of kaluha and vodka. you can get the half and half at Ralphs.

TravisE · « **Reply #14 on:** February 11, 2010, 11:13:02 PM »

Quote from: Caesar dude on February 11, 2010, 08:30:16 PM

Hey man I'm sorry that I brought a furrow to yer brow...just abide dude.

Abidance progressing well. Take 'er easy, dude!

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