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What makes a true Camel Fucker?
« on: October 21, 2007, 01:54:48 PM »
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    • Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now, What makes a true Camel Fucker? ...

    * No The Jesus
    * No Christmas
    * No television
    * No cheerleaders
    * No baseball
    * No football
    * No beer
    * No Playboy Magazine (sure as hell, no Playboy Bunnies!)
    * No hockey
    * No golf
    * No tailgate parties
    * No porn movies
    * No Wal-Mart
    * No Home Depot
    * No pork BBQ
    * No hot dogs
    * No burgers
    * No chocolate chip cookies
    * No lobster
    * No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
    * No gumbo
    * No jambalaya
    * No Beer
    * Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
    * Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are...
    * No doctors.
    * Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
    * More than one wife.
    * You can't shave.
    * Your wives can't shave.
    * You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
    * The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
    * Your bride is picked by someone else.
    * She smells just like your donkey.
    * But your donkey has a better disposition
    * Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

    I mean, really dudes, is there a mystery here?
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    If they pee on your rug...

     

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    Re: What makes a true Camel Fucker?
    « Reply #1 on: November 07, 2007, 12:12:01 PM »
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    • "More than one wife "
    You mean a lot of coitus?
    you mean a very free-spirited camel fucker ?
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    Re: What makes a true Camel Fucker?
    « Reply #2 on: April 28, 2009, 02:13:18 PM »
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    • They treat objects like woman.
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    Re: What makes a true Camel Fucker?
    « Reply #3 on: April 29, 2009, 08:59:18 AM »
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    • Quote from: Andrea Dudette on November 07, 2007, 12:12:01 PM
    "More than one wife "
    You mean a lot of coitus?
    you mean a very free-spirited camel fucker ?

    Let me explain something about The Dude!
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    Re: What makes a true Camel Fucker?
    « Reply #4 on: April 29, 2009, 05:22:05 PM »
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    • In my opinion, anyone who use small children (or children of any kind) and women as weapons so that they can kill a guy they don't know because they're going to get "42 virgins" in heaven 'cuz a smelly guy who lives in the mountains told them so is a camel-fucker.
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    Re: What makes a true Camel Fucker?
    « Reply #5 on: May 26, 2009, 05:16:18 PM »
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    • Sure, that and a pair of testicles!
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    Re: What makes a true Camel Fucker?
    « Reply #6 on: May 27, 2009, 10:13:19 AM »
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    • Quote from: digitalbuddha on October 21, 2007, 01:54:48 PM
    Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now, What makes a true Camel Fucker? ...

    * No The Jesus
    * No Christmas
    * No television
    * No cheerleaders
    * No baseball
    * No football
    * No beer
    * No Playboy Magazine (sure as hell, no Playboy Bunnies!)
    * No hockey
    * No golf
    * No tailgate parties
    * No porn movies
    * No Wal-Mart
    * No Home Depot
    * No pork BBQ
    * No hot dogs
    * No burgers
    * No chocolate chip cookies
    * No lobster
    * No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
    * No gumbo
    * No jambalaya
    * No Beer
    * Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
    * Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are...
    * No doctors.
    * Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
    * More than one wife.
    * You can't shave.
    * Your wives can't shave.
    * You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
    * The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
    * Your bride is picked by someone else.
    * She smells just like your donkey.
    * But your donkey has a better disposition
    * Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

    I mean, really dudes, is there a mystery here?

    Ah, Fuck it, let's go bowling

    Oh Christ, there is no bowling...or Christ....or bowling.

    So tell me, who benefits? Certainly not the Walrus.

    Am I wrong? Okay then.
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    Re: What makes a true Camel Fucker?
    « Reply #7 on: May 27, 2009, 10:41:00 AM »
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    • we should be sympathizing here, dudes.

    and let's not forget. let's not forget that we've killed a few gazillion of those poor dromedary drillers. why? we just don't know, dude.

    all that money we've spent on blowing them up we should have spend on a massive airdrop of porn and big lebowski cds instead. i wonder how TBL plays in arabic.
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    Re: What makes a true Camel Fucker?
    « Reply #8 on: June 06, 2009, 05:25:31 PM »
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    • Quote from: forumdude on May 27, 2009, 10:41:00 AM
    we should be sympathizing here, dudes.

    and let's not forget. let's not forget that we've killed a few gazillion of those poor dromedary drillers. why? we just don't know, dude.

    all that money we've spent on blowing them up we should have spend on a massive airdrop of porn and big lebowski cds instead. i wonder how TBL plays in arabic.


    Well forumdude, we just don't know how TBL plays in arabic, but we can find out here............................

    http://subscene.com/arabic/the-big-lebowski/subtitle-181851.aspx

    I wonder how you say "camel fucker" in arabic? Camel fuckers................can't find reverse in a soviet tank.

    Okay then.

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    Re: What makes a true Camel Fucker?
    « Reply #9 on: June 06, 2009, 08:48:41 PM »
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    • Quote from: BikerDude on April 28, 2009, 02:13:18 PM
    They treat objects like woman.

    Exactly -

    But you see - a true camel fucker is anyone who disrespects his own sacred rug - especially the one with a (uncomfortably shifts in his seat) vagina under it.

    And digital, Dude, this thread doesn't seem to respect the truth that they hate us for really Dudely reasons; like the well documented assassination of Iran's democratically elected president who like our current Dudely but hated-by-the-undudely foe, Chavez.

    Dudes, socialism is Dudeism codified into law - as all must be abided and nourished, or we are pissing upon our own rugs.  Now, I respect other opinions, but Dudes, these people have families and watch them starve while some other guy with a title to the factory and property they USED TO OWN AND STILL HAVE A LEGIT TITLE TO gets fat on the other side of the gaza strip.

    And man, Iraq shows, every war since WWII was about maintaining corporate interests that like, took over for the colonial system.

    I'm part Cherokee - and we've been dying ON PURPOSE to fight the real terrorists - the corporate european Roman empire bullshit that says MY country contains mines and oil wells that you stole, and now claim BELONG TO YOU.

    I mean c'mon - those are the camel fucking crippled-in-spirit fat Lebowski nasties that eat their own planet out from under the feet of their pale children.  Their wheelchairs are limousines, but that bullshit needs to be recognized as WHY arabs die for their beliefs.

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    Re: What makes a true Camel Fucker?
    « Reply #10 on: June 08, 2009, 09:11:12 AM »
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    • Quote from: Colonel John Hubertz on June 06, 2009, 08:48:41 PM
    Quote from: BikerDude on April 28, 2009, 02:13:18 PM
    They treat objects like woman.

    Exactly -

    But you see - a true camel fucker is anyone who disrespects his own sacred rug - especially the one with a (uncomfortably shifts in his seat) vagina under it.

    And digital, Dude, this thread doesn't seem to respect the truth that they hate us for really Dudely reasons; like the well documented assassination of Iran's democratically elected president who like our current Dudely but hated-by-the-undudely foe, Chavez.

    Dudes, socialism is Dudeism codified into law - as all must be abided and nourished, or we are pissing upon our own rugs.  Now, I respect other opinions, but Dudes, these people have families and watch them starve while some other guy with a title to the factory and property they USED TO OWN AND STILL HAVE A LEGIT TITLE TO gets fat on the other side of the gaza strip.

    And man, Iraq shows, every war since WWII was about maintaining corporate interests that like, took over for the colonial system.

    I'm part Cherokee - and we've been dying ON PURPOSE to fight the real terrorists - the corporate european Roman empire bullshit that says MY country contains mines and oil wells that you stole, and now claim BELONG TO YOU.

    I mean c'mon - those are the camel fucking crippled-in-spirit fat Lebowski nasties that eat their own planet out from under the feet of their pale children.  Their wheelchairs are limousines, but that bullshit needs to be recognized as WHY arabs die for their beliefs.

    Dude.

    That's interesting man, very fucking interesting

    Whatever happened to "completely unspoiled"?
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