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What exactly does The Dude eat?? In histoy we know Jesus (not "The Jesus") ate fish, bread, fig newtons, and wine. Buddha ate alot, then didn't eat, then he ate just right. Jewish and Muslims "don't" eat pork and cow ass. Most followers of these religions try to replicate what their dieties ate so they can feel closer and have a holier connection with them. So we know The Dudes mothers milk is Caucasian/White Russian. I thought I saw a bag of Frito's somewhere. Some Chinese containers, cup o noodles. Anything else?Then perhaps we can create the perfect Dude diet. Or whatever, just eat what's within arms reach. But we know that a decent amount of effort must go into searching out the the perfect half and half.
Live the life don't try to eat the life!
This may sound a little corporate or what-have-you, but I have to say I am a *massive* fan of Dream Dinners. You show up, they have everything ready to go, you don't have to clean a thing, and you just throw the frozen shit in a bag in your crock pot and bam. Dinner.I must also say that my breadmaker produces quality Dude Food. Chuck a few things in and a few hours later, warm bread.Dream Dinners + Crock Pot + Bread Maker = Laziest Cook ever with Delicious Dinner.
If you want to eat like someone to be them try this on for size:http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bfb12aea47/charlie-sheen-s-winning-recipes
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