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Re: Bowling.
« Reply #15 on: April 24, 2008, 04:16:24 PM »
Bowling is a Zen sport. Just like golf, chess, martial arts and shuffle board.

Just as the Masters of the East have known throughout history, that Zen practice is the art of peace and path to enlightenment. The Dude knows that to bowl is the true meaning of life and path to eternal dudeness.

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Re: Bowling.
« Reply #16 on: April 25, 2008, 08:13:16 AM »
This is not 'Nam !
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Re: Bowling.
« Reply #17 on: May 05, 2008, 04:36:01 PM »
This is not 'Nam !
there's not a literal connection
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Re: Bowling.
« Reply #18 on: May 31, 2008, 08:27:38 PM »
Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules...
Saturday Donny, is Shabbas. The Jewish day of rest. That means I don't work, I um, don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit DON'T FUCKING ROLL!

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Re: Bowling.
« Reply #19 on: May 31, 2008, 11:18:02 PM »
What the fuck is this?
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Re: Bowling.
« Reply #20 on: June 01, 2008, 04:08:11 PM »
What the fuck is this?

Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!...
Saturday Donny, is Shabbas. The Jewish day of rest. That means I don't work, I um, don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit DON'T FUCKING ROLL!

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Re: Bowling.
« Reply #21 on: October 02, 2008, 09:38:21 AM »
Bowling is pure. It is an end unto it's self.
Other sports like say golf come with some indication of sophistication.
Other sports bring hints of adventurism and daring, feats of strength etc.

Bowling is selfless. No one would adopt bowling as a social accessory.
It's nothing to be proud of. It is just what it is. Like the Dude.

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Re: Bowling.
« Reply #22 on: October 05, 2008, 09:25:14 PM »
Bowling is pure. It is an end unto it's self.
Other sports like say golf come with some indication of sophistication.
Other sports bring hints of adventurism and daring, feats of strength etc.

Bowling is selfless. No one would adopt bowling as a social accessory.
It's nothing to be proud of. It is just what it is. Like the Dude.


That's just like your opinion, man, obviously you're not a golfer!

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Re: Bowling.
« Reply #23 on: October 05, 2008, 11:38:35 PM »
What the fuck is this?

Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!...

You got ant Kahlua?  ;D
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Re: Bowling.
« Reply #24 on: October 22, 2008, 06:27:49 AM »
Bowling is pretty cool actually.

Any best scores? Mein vas 140....I schtink!

But I vas drunk too...so....

Fuck it, go bowling! Enjoy your life..


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Re: Bowling.
« Reply #25 on: October 22, 2008, 09:38:40 AM »
My only hope is that the Big Lebowski kills me before the Germans cut my dick off.
Is there a Ralph's around here?

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Re: Bowling.
« Reply #26 on: October 26, 2008, 02:52:11 PM »
My only hope is that the Big Lebowski kills me before the Germans cut my dick off.

Now that is ridiculous, Dude.  No one is going to cut your dick off.
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